Arena FAQ

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 11:34 am

With that last thing that was shot in my direction I have to TOTALY replan my... never mind... just gimme a sec please.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 11:41 am

Cypress looks at his empty hands... Cupcakes? Sees Foddercat eating them.

GIMME F*CKIN' CUPCAKES!!!!!

Cypress lunges at Foddercat but Foddercat runs off eating the muffings before the frothing Cypress.

YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

Foddercat laughs and sprints away.

I KNOW WHERE YOU DON'T LIVE!

Foddercat is nothing but a tiny shadow, Cypress can't see him anymore so he crumples to the ground.

... CUPCAAAAAAAAAAAKES!

*Fade to black.*

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 11:49 am

*Dusting the crumbs from his shirt*

You know

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 10:53 pm

Buys box of cupcakes and returns back to main idea.

Welp, now this is interesting! Maaz, a rift warlord has endowed me with mythic powers! I'm a living deity... nice! The last thing I did with my power was strip Foddercat of her clothes (He is still a woman!) in an attempt of revenge for saying I have a big hard sword... uh, this sounds so wrong! but it's funny!

Vazagi · Post by **Vazagi** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 11:39 pm

Muhahahahahah! Fear the cookie monster, HE WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES!

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Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Sun Mar 03, 2002 11:57 pm

"GIMME THAT DAMN COOKIE you green freak!!!"

Cypress and Cookie Monster wrestle on the ground for possesion of the cookie...

"Must, get... GLUCOSE!!!"

They fight a bit longer and they are equaly matched in glutoneous hunger... they decide a stale mate would be more apropriate so they crack the cookie in half and share it.

"COOKIE!!! MIAM!"

Cookie monster stares in disgust at the lack of mannaers. "Me never eat that way, and I'm blue you foolish human! gromf!"

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 12:01 am

Whoah... this is the result of me being up 20 hours a day with little sleep... pure retardation.

I'm gonna take it easy on posting until I have something useful to say... for now.

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 12:08 am

Bleah! I think my entries in the arena keep getting longer, and that's pretty long! Just kind of flows out though. So far, my boss is still charging Cypress with super powers, I got an evil twin who has my crossbow (that summons monsters), and so, in typical fashion, I made things worse

<-- Evil Laugh

Oh yeah, and Brian's trying to get laid, but someone else can tackle that one

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 12:32 am

I've already found a solution to the problem... you'll have to find out tomorrow though, i've stayed up just for your update so I can mule over it.

Whew, I'm wasted, gonna hit the hay and get up nice and early tomorrow so I can be semi-functional! BTW, I think the arena master cypress is gonna be feeling pretty guilty for a while about his last stunt, he didn't want Foddercat to get hurt...
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Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 12:33 am

To which problem, how to stop the unstoppable demonic hordes? Or how Brian's gonna get me and Alex in bed?

AngryBrian · Post by **AngryBrian** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 6:51 am

I'll think of something! As soon as I stop getting shot for freaking out everyone else.

Geardog · Post by **Geardog** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 9:08 am

What the hell are you guy smoking back there!
(And why the hell can't I put those damn smilie faces up?)

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 9:23 am

Fodder, It's a suprise!

Geardog, smilies dont work if you have them stuck tight up aginst a word.

They have to be seperated and isolated... or just go to edit my message and see for yourself.

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 2:00 pm

*Wheez*, been writting and re-wtitting the thing over and over but it is almost done... and WOW! 2000 views! *Takes out champagne glasses* come on players! we deserve to celebrate a little!

Ashton Webster · Post by **Ashton Webster** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 2:03 pm

*Opens champagne and starts pouring it to everyone. Raises his glass.*
What's the word I'm looking for? Toast? There're still some holes in my english.
"Well... long live Arena!"

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 2:22 pm

Cheers mate

And Cypress... sorry. I posted before I saw the indications that you were writing. I didn't forward much though. Just annoyed Ashton a bit, defeated bigbobby with an unbeatable attack, and extended an offer to Brian... THAT WAS ENTIRELY PLUTONIC!!!

AngryBrian · Post by **AngryBrian** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 5:09 pm

Hee hee! And it's only going to get worse!

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 5:18 pm

You don't know the half of it...

Foddercat · Post by **Foddercat** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 7:38 pm

Whoa... I finally finished typing up the info for you Cypress... I hope I answered your questions...

As for worse? I'm just going to change that worse to better.

So things are going to get better eh? Cool!

Cypress · Post by **Cypress** » Mon Mar 04, 2002 8:22 pm

Good God Fodercat! this stuff is out of this world! You put a hell of alot work into that info and All I wanted was a do and dont about conversing with Maaz... Whoa that is alot to digest... but I love it!

I feel inspired.