Speak for yourself, Dani... I managed to get seven avid readers for merely the price of three... going out of business sale, don't you know.
Unfortunately, I got totally ripped off... they weren't avid readers at all, just random surfers. Now of course, with a little bit of training, these can be turned into an avid reader, but I'm a little bit disappointed in the whole affair... And you can't even take them back to the shop for an exchange... blah blah blah "we can't pay our bills as it is" whinge whinge, moan moan.
Damn those incompetent entrepeneurs.
Oh well... looks like I'll just have to train these random surfers into avid readers. It'll take some effort, but we are quite prepared to go that extra metre or so for an avid reader, aren't we.