Evil Valentines Card

Sarah Huntrods · Post by **Sarah Huntrods** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 4:11 am

Yes, yes indeedy!
Yet another cheaply recycled image from my comic! Heh, actually I've been saving that one for months!

Sarah Huntrods · Post by **Sarah Huntrods** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 11:20 am

<IMG SRC="http://squidship.keenspace.com/images/blow.jpg"> Heeheeheeheehee!

Justinpie · Post by **Justinpie** » Thu Feb 14, 2002 11:46 am

Mmm.... Pythony...

Tina · Post by **Tina** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 3:04 pm

February 14th came and February 14th left. Brandon, you are so f*cking DEAD.

Brandon · Post by **Brandon** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 3:09 pm

Wait, wait...... do what now?

Meglomanimom · Post by **Meglomanimom** » Sun Feb 17, 2002 3:17 pm

Ahhh darling, I suggest frying him in a red wine sauce and then lightly spicing him with sage. I have a nice recipe for stuffing if you're interested.

[ This Message was edited by: Meglomanimom on 2002-02-17 15:17 ]

Cpl. Haas · Post by **Cpl. Haas** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 2:39 am

Hey! Brandon! guess what?
(looks furtively over shoulder) I didn't get my girlfriend anything either, but I got these nifty fake passports, and false Identity papers...

Meglomanimom · Post by **Meglomanimom** » Tue Feb 19, 2002 2:38 pm

Yes, run...run while you can! Mwahahahahahahaaaa!!!

[ This Message was edited by: Meglomanimom on 2002-02-19 14:38 ]

Brandon · Post by **Brandon** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 10:39 am

I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn't have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
.......*grin*

(incidentally, Cpl Haas, I doubt it would do any good to leave the country. She might be able to fly or run at superspeed or read minds or something, I'm not sure just yet.)

[ This Message was edited by: Brandon on 2002-02-20 10:44 ]

Tina · Post by **Tina** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 10:57 am

Why would I want to read your mind when I can just watch "The Man Show" reruns and get the same effect?

I'm making a list of ways for you to make it up to me, and if you don't abide by them, I'm ripping out your soul.

I can do that, right Killroy?

Killroy · Post by **Killroy** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 11:12 am

Not unless you could before. The best you can do is render his body to ashes or pulp.

I must admit, I am enjoying this. Why is it that so many disagree with this holday? Is it because the hearts are not anatomically correct?

Sarah Huntrods · Post by **Sarah Huntrods** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 4:29 pm

Well that's why I dissagree with it! (~-^)

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 9:08 pm

Actually, I disagree with it for one reason in particular: It celebrates a false premise.
Love is a biochemical reaction, you can get the same sensation by eating lots of Chocolate. That, and a Heart isn't anything more than a very efficient pump...

[ This Message was edited by: Cannonshop on 2002-02-20 21:10 ]

Sarah Huntrods · Post by **Sarah Huntrods** » Wed Feb 20, 2002 11:39 pm

That's right! Hallmark ought to be forced to take anatomy courses! You'd think we were still living in the middle ages!

Killroy · Post by **Killroy** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 6:09 am

This is true, Cannonshop. I get a feeling of euphoria similar to what you're experiencing when relieving a planetary dignitary from the burdens of his head (nucleus, what have you...) The heart is only an efficient pump when fluid runs through it.
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I am unaware of this chocomolate, however.

Tina · Post by **Tina** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 6:16 am

Hmm. Brandon, your first task as Valentine's Slave is to find some chocolate for Killroy. No being should live without experiencing Earth's greatest comfort food.

And also some carob for myself, Bran - it's at the co-op. You know what the lactose does to me.

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 11:22 pm

Oh, Killroy, you've gotta try some! It's great stuff, in fact, I think I'm going to go have some now...

Ceph · Post by **Ceph** » Thu Feb 21, 2002 11:33 pm

You humans are lucky. I can't eat chocolate.