Topic #1: Evil... does it suck rocks?

TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Tue Oct 02, 2001 1:05 am

Evil sucks many things including, but not limited to: Cheez Whiz, Spam, Chicken-in-a-Biscuit, Twinkie Innards, elderly U.S. Senators and various small, four-legged reptiles.

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Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Tue Oct 02, 2001 4:04 am

Evil always plugs itself mercilessly and constantly.Evil is a great self-promoter with a flashy car and leopard-print tie. Is Sinclair Sinclair in any way related to Humbert Humbert? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
What's so bad about being a J-Walker*?*J-Walkin' fan.
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ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Tue Oct 02, 2001 4:24 am

Hiya folk!
Man-Man here... so... how does this intrapanet thingy work... I type and no one talks back to me?
Talk! Talk I tell you!!!
Oh look... Jaywalker... got to go...

Shepherd · Post by **Shepherd** » Tue Oct 02, 2001 9:41 am

Evil does indeed suck rocks, but only when it is an evil rock-sucker. Or an evil vacuum, or perhaps an evil mountaineer.------------------
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Sinclair Sinclair · Post by **Sinclair Sinclair** » Tue Oct 02, 2001 10:56 am

Are you not forgetting that Good may also suck rocks when violently forced to, by Evil?

ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Tue Oct 02, 2001 11:46 am

Oh my God.... it's that Sinclair Sinclair guy I was telling Paul about... Did you like Paul's melons... I sent those photos to you didn't I?

ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Wed Oct 03, 2001 4:03 am

Jay-walkers flaunt their anti-social attitudes... their crimeless... I mean crimefulness... yeah you heard me, crimefulness!!!
By the way, I take offense to the Twinkie Innards comment... My great uncle three times removed created the Twinkie innards as a bet... who knew animal bits would taste so soft and fluffy!!!

Sinclair Sinclair · Post by **Sinclair Sinclair** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 11:20 am

No I am in no relation to Humbert Humbert but I have distant relatives who are temps for Butros Butros(sic). I thought the concern on the table was whether or not evil sucks rocks. My post modern concern is that if someone were to suck rocks, would that not, in essence, be an evil act and therefore become the evil that they reflexively were attempting to avoid... This is my worry, you see.

Sinclair Sinclair · Post by **Sinclair Sinclair** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 11:22 am

No I am in no relation to Humbert Humbert but I have distant relatives who are temps for Butros Butros(sic). I thought the concern on the table was whether or not evil sucks rocks. My post modern concern is that if someone were to suck rocks, would that not, in essence, be an evil act and therefore become the evil that they reflexively were attempting to avoid... This is my worry, you see.

Sinclair Sinclair · Post by **Sinclair Sinclair** » Wed Oct 10, 2001 11:31 am

I felt the need to repeat myself because I am a narcissistic tautnym.PS thank you for the photos, they were lovely.

Spartacus · Post by **Spartacus** » Thu Oct 11, 2001 3:39 am

I can see no moral problems with sucking rocks, I mean, it's never mentioned in the Bible. Although, if they are evil rocks, which never sit well on the tongue and are always too salty, then it is in fact a crime against nature and all we hold dear, especially after 9-11-01. In fact, if you see anyone sucking evil rocks, they are most likely a member of the Taliban and should be shot on sight.------------------
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ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Thu Oct 11, 2001 4:50 am

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Japanamation Fist · Post by **Japanamation Fist** » Thu Oct 11, 2001 6:33 am

Personally, as a great lover of rocks, I am somewhat offended by this whole rock-sucking-thing. Someone ought to stand up for the rocks of this world, and defend them against unwanted sucking, and unfriendly petting. This is harassment, in it's pure and unadulterated form. A pox on taht rock-sucking evil. A pox I say!------------------
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ManMan · Post by **ManMan** » Fri Oct 12, 2001 4:27 am

Somewhere here, I think we got into a discussion of ROCK porn????

TheangryQ · Post by **TheangryQ** » Fri Oct 12, 2001 10:21 am

Don't worry about it, Man-Man. Go play hacky-sack like a good little super hero.