look...

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Tue Sep 11, 2001 12:01 am

something terrible happened today. a group of terrorists, not affiliated with any govermnent (thus avoiding a war against them) destroyed the World Trade center's Towers, killing thousands in the process. The American people want someone to blame. that's why everyone is so ready to go to war. Unfortunately we don't have an enemy. either way, I've always been a conciencous objector of any military action taking place since WWII, so we're not going to talk about it here. This is a message board for a comic strip, people. Not a politocal forum. if you want to spread propaganda do it at nev's place. now, the rest of you who are afraid of how our pinheaded president will react to this, please feel free to follow me to canada. ------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Tue Sep 11, 2001 2:33 am

I'm already in Canada...
We make beer, not war.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Tue Sep 11, 2001 2:47 am

that sounds like heaven.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Tue Sep 11, 2001 2:50 am

Yeah. Would you mind kidnapping us? I can order pizza like no other, and I'm sure Joe could be of some use to you.

Andrew The SuperBrit · Wed Sep 12, 2001 12:21 am

Joe makes sense, people. Bush, no matter how pinheaded, isn't going to declare war on a 42-year-old Arab. Admittedly, it isn't fun to see a bunch of demonstrations where people start celebrating and thanking God for the fact that 15,000 mothers and fathers were just brutally slaughtered, but NATO can't waste the whole country because of them - it's unlikely they had anything to do with the actual terrorists involved.Anyway, why doesn't anyone want to escape to Britain?[This message has been edited by Andrew The SuperBrit (edited 09-12-2001).]

EsylaMcSassy · Post by **EsylaMcSassy** » Wed Sep 12, 2001 12:27 am

Oh I KNOW I could be of some use to you...
*winkwinknudgenudge*------------------
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Sep 12, 2001 3:24 am

Oh yeah, Esyla. You'd come in handy. On these cold Canadian nights.
Actually, so might Joe. Heck, Jackie too!
We could play Scrabble!
..what'd ya think I was talking about, you pervs?

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Wed Sep 12, 2001 4:38 am

Well, I was thinking that it was going to be a group Orgy...

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Wed Sep 12, 2001 4:59 am

Damn, Geoff, you are a perv.So wait, are you calling us fat?

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Wed Sep 12, 2001 5:38 am

scrabble, eh?
words are hard. whenever i play scrabble people usually yell at me for misspelling the words on the board. 
goeff, i'd like to see any kind of orgy other than a group orgy.

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Wed Sep 12, 2001 6:46 am

Kidnap me too! I'll tell you which movies don't suck!

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Sep 12, 2001 10:14 am

But I like sucky movies...
And Joe, I can't spell either!Speaking of sex, since Jackie and Esyla woul... I mean... hey, is that a wagon wheel?

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Wed Sep 12, 2001 11:24 am

it's true, jackie knows her way around a pizza orderand i can do lots of stuff! like...uhm...i can...uh...i can keep your papers from blowing away.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Thu Sep 13, 2001 2:22 am

No, that isn't a wagon wheel...

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:06 am

Too bad. Wagon wheels are very arousing.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:14 am

oh yeah, the last time jackie saw a wagon wheel, she was arrested for public voyeurism. I'd never seen a baby's head used that way before. ------------------
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In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:21 am

Hey, that was only that one time!
...Fine, it was twice. But I'm better now, I swear!

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Sun Sep 16, 2001 1:39 am

That would actually be very disturbing to see...

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sun Sep 16, 2001 2:39 am

you're tellin' me.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sun Sep 16, 2001 9:53 am

yeah, but i'll bet that baby's traumatized for life. ------------------
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