Sage-like advice

[The Joester]

I got a new lighter today. It's a zippo that isn't broken. A huge step up. <P>...now if only i smoked or something. <P>------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

[Geoff]

yeah, mine aren't either... life sucks, because my pants aren't on fire.

[The Joester]

...Lighting stuff<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

[FilmBuff]

You never know when you will need to set something on fire.

[Geoff]

yeah, so what are you going to use it for?

[The Joester]

exactly. <P>------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

[SuperJoe]

NO! YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!!
What were you talking about?

[Geoff]

... fire... you can never be wrong with fire...

[Geoff]

true, so true.

[The Joester]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by me:
<B>British people are stoo-pid<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yes, they are. wanna see how stoo-pid? click <A HREF="http://www.snopes.com/toxins/pantene.htm" TARGET=_blank>here.</A><P>------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

[Knomey]

Except, maybe in situations of exploding chemicals and flying limbs. those are in my 'not healthy for knomey' books.<P>------------------
Put the scythe down and turn around slowly.
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[SuperJoe]

OHHOHOHOHO!!!
That is so very sad.<P>------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

[Geoff]

yes, unbelieveably

[The Joester]

yes, but in a funny way. <P>------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

[Geoff]

well, that was freakin' insensitive.

[Insomniac]

Going back to a post from back in August, if you took a kitchen appliance to bed, you might be able to convince it to go with the microwave. You know how metal reacts in a microwave? Well if the appliance(if it has metal parts) could be a suicide bomber sent to blow up the microwave therefore destroying your enemy. Oh god am I going to get some hatemail for that comment. Well, there I go and post it anyway. Maybe I am hoping no one will read it. Maybe I am right and no one will. Only time will tell.<P>------------------
With Insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.~ Fight Club

[In Stereo]

Ah-HAH! So I'm <i>not</i> your first! I knew it. They warned me about you, but I didn't believe them.<P>Well, that's it. No more Ms. Nice Sidekick. <P>::steals Joe's shoe and fills it with creamed corn and dog pee::

[The Joester]

aww baby, of course you're my first! <P>...<P>Okay, maybe not, but you're the best! <P>...<P>well, you're the only one i've had this week. <P>...<P>Well, the best i've had this week. <P>...<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

[In Stereo]

Aww, do you really mean in? ::eyes well up with tears::<P>You're the best I've had all week too!

[SuperJoe]

But... JOE WANTS SOME!