Sage-like advice

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:20 am

I got a new lighter today. It's a zippo that isn't broken. A huge step up. ...now if only i smoked or something. ------------------
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Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:58 am

yeah, mine aren't either... life sucks, because my pants aren't on fire.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 6:16 am

...Lighting stuff------------------
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FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 6:58 am

You never know when you will need to set something on fire.

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:09 am

yeah, so what are you going to use it for?

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:17 am

exactly. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 6:02 am

NO! YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!!
What were you talking about?

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 6:06 am

... fire... you can never be wrong with fire...

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:25 am

true, so true.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 4:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by me:
British people are stoo-pid<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yes, they are. wanna see how stoo-pid? click <A HREF="http://www.snopes.com/toxins/pantene.htm" TARGET=_blank>here.</A>------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Knomey · Post by **Knomey** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:14 am

Except, maybe in situations of exploding chemicals and flying limbs. those are in my 'not healthy for knomey' books.------------------
Put the scythe down and turn around slowly.
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SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:14 am

OHHOHOHOHO!!!
That is so very sad.------------------
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"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 6:41 am

yes, unbelieveably

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sat Aug 18, 2001 8:01 am

yes, but in a funny way. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

Geoff · Post by **Geoff** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:28 am

well, that was freakin' insensitive.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Fri Sep 14, 2001 11:35 am

Going back to a post from back in August, if you took a kitchen appliance to bed, you might be able to convince it to go with the microwave. You know how metal reacts in a microwave? Well if the appliance(if it has metal parts) could be a suicide bomber sent to blow up the microwave therefore destroying your enemy. Oh god am I going to get some hatemail for that comment. Well, there I go and post it anyway. Maybe I am hoping no one will read it. Maybe I am right and no one will. Only time will tell.------------------
With Insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.~ Fight Club

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Sat Sep 15, 2001 4:15 am

Ah-HAH! So I'm not your first! I knew it. They warned me about you, but I didn't believe them.Well, that's it. No more Ms. Nice Sidekick. ::steals Joe's shoe and fills it with creamed corn and dog pee::

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:07 am

aww baby, of course you're my first! ...Okay, maybe not, but you're the best! ...well, you're the only one i've had this week. ...Well, the best i've had this week. ...------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:32 am

Aww, do you really mean in? ::eyes well up with tears::You're the best I've had all week too!

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:50 am

But... JOE WANTS SOME!