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Postby The Joester on Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:20 am

I got a new lighter today. It's a zippo that isn't broken. A huge step up. <P>...now if only i smoked or something. <P>------------------
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Postby Geoff on Tue Aug 14, 2001 6:58 am

yeah, mine aren't either... life sucks, because my pants aren't on fire.
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Postby The Joester on Wed Aug 15, 2001 6:16 am

...Lighting stuff<P>------------------
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Postby FilmBuff on Wed Aug 15, 2001 6:58 am

You never know when you will need to set something on fire.
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Postby Geoff on Wed Aug 15, 2001 8:09 am

yeah, so what are you going to use it for?
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Postby The Joester on Thu Aug 16, 2001 12:17 am

exactly. <P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Thu Aug 16, 2001 6:02 am

NO! YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!!
What were you talking about?
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Postby Geoff on Thu Aug 16, 2001 6:06 am

... fire... you can never be wrong with fire...
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Postby Geoff on Thu Aug 16, 2001 8:25 am

true, so true.
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Postby The Joester on Fri Aug 17, 2001 4:17 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by me:
<B>British people are stoo-pid<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Yes, they are. wanna see how stoo-pid? click <A HREF="http://www.snopes.com/toxins/pantene.htm" TARGET=_blank>here.</A><P>------------------
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Postby Knomey on Fri Aug 17, 2001 9:14 am

Except, maybe in situations of exploding chemicals and flying limbs. those are in my 'not healthy for knomey' books.<P>------------------
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Postby SuperJoe on Fri Aug 17, 2001 10:14 am

OHHOHOHOHO!!!
That is so very sad.<P>------------------
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<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
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Postby Geoff on Sat Aug 18, 2001 6:41 am

yes, unbelieveably
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Postby The Joester on Sat Aug 18, 2001 8:01 am

yes, but in a funny way. <P>------------------
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Postby Geoff on Fri Sep 14, 2001 2:28 am

well, that was freakin' insensitive.
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Postby Insomniac on Fri Sep 14, 2001 11:35 am

Going back to a post from back in August, if you took a kitchen appliance to bed, you might be able to convince it to go with the microwave. You know how metal reacts in a microwave? Well if the appliance(if it has metal parts) could be a suicide bomber sent to blow up the microwave therefore destroying your enemy. Oh god am I going to get some hatemail for that comment. Well, there I go and post it anyway. Maybe I am hoping no one will read it. Maybe I am right and no one will. Only time will tell.<P>------------------
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Postby In Stereo on Sat Sep 15, 2001 4:15 am

Ah-HAH! So I'm <i>not</i> your first! I knew it. They warned me about you, but I didn't believe them.<P>Well, that's it. No more Ms. Nice Sidekick. <P>::steals Joe's shoe and fills it with creamed corn and dog pee::
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Postby The Joester on Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:07 am

aww baby, of course you're my first! <P>...<P>Okay, maybe not, but you're the best! <P>...<P>well, you're the only one i've had this week. <P>...<P>Well, the best i've had this week. <P>...<P>------------------
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Postby In Stereo on Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:32 am

Aww, do you really mean in? ::eyes well up with tears::<P>You're the best I've had all week too!
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Postby SuperJoe on Sat Sep 15, 2001 5:50 am

But... JOE WANTS SOME!
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