In my dad's cousin's wife's pajamas...

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 8:55 am

Sounds like a bucket full of fun. By the by, for those of you who aren't "in the know", Jackie's on vacation to Oregon. That was her giving us all a report. Maybe tomorow she'll shed some light on the mystery of "What is there to do in Oregon?"------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 10:38 am

Ah, yes, the many activites of Oregon. For those who don't need to spend the day attempting to buy clothes to get you through a few days in the hopes that your luggage will arrive by then, just to find it on the front porch when you return home...well, you may want to bring a camera. I've honestly never had my "breath taken" by the average scenery you see when driving from place to place. Mountains, waterfalls, lakes, lack of fat people--Portland has it all.Not that I've done any of this yet, but there really is a lot of sight-seeing to do here. I saw a tree-hugger! But Mt. St. Helens looks pretty amazing, as do the other surrounding mountains. There's the whole Pacific Coast, and the Colombia River Gorge, and just really beautiful sights. Enough of my disriented bantering. I still have no idea what time it is.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Mon Jul 30, 2001 11:08 am

Oi, what a day. Luckily it was arranged that for the time I'm here in Oregon, I'll be sleeping in the basement--the only room with internet access. Here are a few highlights from the day of travellign across the country:12:00 am-4:30 am - Should have been sleeping, but wasn't able to.6:30 am - Ate breakfast at the bagel place at the Cleveland Airport. Looked down and saw a bloody rat trap with two dead baby rats and an still struggling larger one. Lost appetite.9:00am - Boarded second plane frome Detroit Airport. Taxied out on the runway, but stopped and waited on plane for two hours. Radar failure in Cleveland had shut down all air traffic in the central United States. Damn Cleveland!2:45pm (Pacific time now! That would actually be 5:45pm if I decided to make this post in one time zone. But I didn't.) - Couldn't find luggage. Had to leave without it because airlines lost it. And that should explain the subject of this post.But anyhoo, I'm far from complaining; It's so awesome out here that it completely makes up for all the trouble tossed in our path to get here. I was gaping for probably the entire length of time we drove around here because this is quite possibly the most beautiful place I've ever seen.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 6:20 am

I feel it's worth noting that my mom is downstairs yelling at my dad because the neighbor's 14-year-old son drives around our cul-de-sac.
I dunno, apparently it's his fault somehow.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Wed Aug 01, 2001 10:15 am

Moms. Go figure.I haven't driven since the power window incident the first night I got my permit.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:37 am

Whoah! Wait a second. Did Jackie just say post that the WHOLE PACIFIC COAST was one of the better sites of Oregon? Wow, I never knew the entire Pacific Coast was located entirely on the state of Oregon. I can't wait to go to Oregon and see the entire Pacific Coast! Yeahh! You would think there would be a lot of talk about something like that. I guess they just wanted to keep it secret so that the tourist wouldn't outnumber the locals and cause the natural BALANCE of the envirenment known as Oregon to be well.... unBALANCEd!

MHaelG · Post by **MHaelG** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 2:49 am

::cough:: Not a good way to get started here smart guy...------------------
Remember that one time when we were at Primate Media?

Silent Kyle · Post by **Silent Kyle** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 6:32 am

Hehe...well, I found it funny------------------
...I'll think of something creative for here later.

Insomniac · Post by **Insomniac** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 7:06 am

Yes she did Joe, look at her post again. It says, and I quote, "There's the whole Pacific Coast blah blah blah"or something like that.------------------
With Insomnia nothing is real, everything is a copy of a copy of a copy.~ Fight Club

MHaelG · Post by **MHaelG** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 8:41 am

9:00am - Boarded second plane frome Detroit Airport. Taxied out on the runway, but stopped and waited on plane for two hours. Radar failure in Cleveland had shut down all air traffic in the central United States. Damn Cleveland!Notice what it says from Radar failure to the end. Then shut the hell up.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 8:49 am

no, i don't think she did.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Thu Aug 02, 2001 10:15 am

...But anyway...I saw an Indian. He wanted my money.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 10:52 am

Good, because I said you were anything but cool like the Fonz. I wouldn't want you to see that.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Fri Aug 03, 2001 11:25 am

oh, i don't know, i didn't actually read her post. ------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 2:36 am

well then everything worked out after all.------------------
<A HREF="http://situationnowhere.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>~Joe</A>

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Wed Aug 08, 2001 6:22 am

Yep. Sheltering you from the hard truth.

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 4:35 am

That's why I'm such a good sidekick. Plus, I don't ask for money.

The Joester · Post by **The Joester** » Thu Aug 09, 2001 8:18 am

i appreciate it.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 12:06 am

Speaking of money... can I have some?

In Stereo · Post by **In Stereo** » Fri Aug 10, 2001 7:17 am

No, dodgummit, this MY change. I sat under the town bridge with a tip cup and pretended I was blinde for four hours to scrape up this much and you can't have it.