Since no one likes to post here...

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Thu Jul 13, 2000 12:11 am

Since no one likes to post here I'm gonna post my rants and you can bitch about them here and I'll make fun of you at the same time. Sounds like fun? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"> And Dave, shut up.<P>
If someone was to ask me what was the fate of todays music, I'd say "Hey buddy, stop shoving that
empty cup in my face, I got no spare change!" but seriously folks, I'm no musician. I have a guitar,
it's sitting next to my weights. I can't even say I know good music ( good music like the ABBA and Monkees cd's I have next to my guitar by my weights) but I know shit music when I hear it. By now,
everyone is probably sick and tired of hearing old timers like me rant about pop music, but I feel
it's my God given right to piss off people. Unlike others who are quick to dismiss this pop music as trash, I actually give it a chance. So when I'm calling Backstreet Boys a bunch of lip syncing faggot blow-up dolls, I listened to their songs so my hate is a tiny bit justified. If you were to trace the exact date music started sucking dog crap, you'd have to travel back to the days of the cavemen where music was first invented. For every rythmatic beat on that hollow log, there was a rythmatic beat on a hollow log, this time covered in shit. Pop music was nothing more then to make money, simple as that. Whatever miss-chicklet-chomper,brace-facer wants, it's made just for her. In a sugar sweet package too. When you got scientists making sounds through their computers "catered" to the human ear, that's when music took a nose dive faster then Marlon Brando doing a belly flop into his pool of jello. The recent popularity of Pop Music is all due to the Gen X'ers. People got tired and depressed of hearing Kurt Cobain mumble about the pain of pulling a heroin needle out of his ass. People wanted to dance. People wanted to move sexy to a steady beat. So some hack samples John bonham, puts a bass track to it, varies the speed and maybe adds a sound of a hippies pipe being smashed against the wall and you got a top 40 hit. Kids are idiots now days, they need that simple beat. If it suddenly starts going into a solo with a gong being hit by 4 sticks, they'll have a seizure. Really. Have you heard rave music? It's made just so the raver can count the number of beats between pills he pops. Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, sorry guys but I threw my New Kids on the Block Donnie doll into the microwave years ago. You can argue that the Beatles were like the Backside Boys back in the 60's but unlike the Boyz (notice the hip use of the z)The Beatles
were adored by women and looked up to by men for their music talent. Okay, sorry, homosexual men like Backstreet music. Sorry, can't forget you guys. Those boy bands dont even write their own songs (oh yes, except for the one word contribution to the b-side of one song). Good looking fags are all they are. I'm glad those bands exsist, they keep those empty fuck heads out of the concerts I go to. Britney Spears is hot, that's about it. After her career she can have a average movie career but each succeding movie she has to show more and more of her breasts. So anyways, in conclusion, all these new age modern pop bands have as much talent as those two 5 year olds in the Partridge Family. Now leave me alone, I'm listenting to Vanilla Ice.<P>------------------
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Chris Kammerer · Post by **Chris Kammerer** » Mon Jul 24, 2000 9:53 am

I can't stress enough how much LED ZEPPELIN rules. Now I could sit here and write for hours on the finepoints of LED ZEPPELIN but I'll just say that they are from what I know ''THE GREATEST ROCK N ROLL BAND EVER.'' And to bust kevin's balls a bit i'll say this, Iron Maiden isn't that good. you know for a fact that there's nothing better than a live version of 'dazed and confused. holy shit i just noticed that i'm the first person to reply to this topic, that's sad

Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Mon Jul 24, 2000 9:54 am

Apparently no one seems to like good music in here. I can rant all day how much pop music sucks, but its pretty much pointless. Dazed and Confused is THE best song to be played live, and only Zeppelin can do it justice.

Chris Kammerer · Post by **Chris Kammerer** » Mon Jul 24, 2000 10:00 am

All the best music originates from black blues of the south. I know this because I am a true genius in any sense of the word. If you don't share my view I'll break your jaw and sleep with your girlfriend.
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Nowhereman · Post by **Nowhereman** » Mon Jul 24, 2000 10:20 am

Now you got TWO sayings. I might add, for most of rap msuic being done by African-Americans, I am very disappoitned at the lack of blues in them. Fuck, its not hard to make a meleody. But anyways FUCK THE POLICE

Chris Kammerer · Post by **Chris Kammerer** » Wed Jul 26, 2000 3:01 am

Have you ever heard of a rapper from the bayou I THINK NOT.there's no art in hip-hop that's why you got to go back and listen to the classics. go download''little red rooster'' by Clapton, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page. kicks ass
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I break jaws and egos all for a low price.