Em: I hereby lay claim on yon fair-haired bishounen with intent to marry.<P>Feodor: Let's see... so far this week you're attempted to marry Helix from Lovarian Adventures, which failed, and Yafein from Chronicle of a Drow Sorceress, who's only five years old, and now this poor guy. Not to mention you already "married" two other characters.<P>Em: ... But I wanna marry this one instead!<P>Feodor: You don't even know his name. Off to bed with you! And if you're really that desperate. I'm sure Hirschel would be happy to turn bigamy into polygamy.<P>Em: >_< Buh Emi wanna marry dis man wi' da long shiny haiiiiirrrr, not da fat ole Germa man.<P>~Em
More late-night sugar-induced insanity brought to you by the letter "M."
Poor Hirschel. He gets bashed a lot for his beer gut in the land of perfect comic characters.