Nonsense contest!

Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Tue May 08, 2001 10:24 am

Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers--Tongue twister I used today to blow away two native Japanese students I was conversing with in Japanese/English. They counter-attacked with their own tongue twister. I have absolutely no idea what the hell they said.[This message has been edited by Strangeone (edited 05-08-2001).]

ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Wed May 09, 2001 3:57 am

No, we know how you did it. The question now is why? Why now, brown cow?------------------
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Antioch23 · Post by **Antioch23** » Wed May 09, 2001 4:57 am

How much Dick would a Dik-Dik Dick if a Dik-Dik could Dick Dick? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">

RichardIWebster · Post by **RichardIWebster** » Wed May 09, 2001 5:06 am

Until you know what you are, you are what you is, you is what you am, dead Cow don't make Ham![This message has been edited by RichardIWebster (edited 05-09-2001).]

Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Thu May 10, 2001 3:46 am

Flub jub bub.------------------
We know squat, and we like it that way. <A HREF="mailto:zapjones@usa.net">zapjones@usa.net</A>
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Symok · Post by **Symok** » Fri May 18, 2001 4:45 am

Idea for nonsense posts!
Four-word-only sentences!For reference, <A HREF="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/Forum ... 00079.html" TARGET=_blank>Walky Forum</A>This is too rich!
I get more posts!Aeire, your comic rocks!
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Yes, I am the same Symok from the Keenspot boards!

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Symok, Planetary Commander of Farpoint Station (PA 4:12:12)
Glory to the LCoA!
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"All right, it's instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands. But we can stop it. We can admit that we're killers but we're not going to kill today. That's all it takes-knowing that we're not going to kill...today. ... Peace or utter destruction-it's up to you." --James T. Kirk

Spartacus · Post by **Spartacus** » Fri May 18, 2001 8:39 am

hey, read this <A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/zapjones" TARGET=_blank>here</A>!------------------
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TheBlackCupid · Post by **TheBlackCupid** » Fri May 18, 2001 8:42 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Symok:
Idea for nonsense posts!
Four-word-only sentences!For reference, <A HREF="http://www.keenspot.com/KeenBoard/Forum ... 00079.html" TARGET=_blank>Walky Forum</A><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, please god, no... I'm ashamed I ever started that.

Symok · Post by **Symok** » Fri May 18, 2001 8:48 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by TheBlackCupid:
Oh, please god, no... I'm ashamed I ever started that.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>My appologies to you.
But don't be ashamed.
Your couldnt have know.Its so much fun!
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Yes, I am the same Symok from the Keenspot boards!

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Symok, Planetary Commander of Farpoint Station (PA 4:12:13)
Glory to the LCoA!
--
"All right, it's instinctive. But the instinct can be fought. We're human beings with the blood of a million savage years on our hands. But we can stop it. We can admit that we're killers but we're not going to kill today. That's all it takes-knowing that we're not going to kill...today. ... Peace or utter destruction-it's up to you." --James T. Kirk

Sabin_XIII · Post by **Sabin_XIII** » Sun May 20, 2001 5:57 am

Sabin_XIII · Post by **Sabin_XIII** » Tue May 22, 2001 12:28 am

Spartacus · Post by **Spartacus** » Tue May 22, 2001 1:41 am

I like to eat yogurt while doing yoga.
Peeing is fun.
Pooping stinks.
Mmmmm....d..o..n..u..t..s.....
I gotta hot girl, here name is Lucy Pearl.
When all is said and done, then it is.
I've got the fever for the flavor of a Pringles.
Panties is cool.
Look up in the sky and find your future coming right down on you.
Lemons make good lovers.
Talk is cheap, and so am I.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Tue May 22, 2001 7:07 am

Derakon takes out his Jello Gun and sprays the wall:IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU AREN'T EATING THE JELLO------------------
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Alex_AtM · Post by **Alex_AtM** » Sat Jun 09, 2001 6:49 am

If the size of peoples hands relate to the size of you know what, then why dont i keep getting email with subject "increase you hand size" ? Knowlage is power, Power corupts, Study hard, be EVIL. - spam is evil, so is microsoft.

Sandra Delete · Post by **Sandra Delete** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 12:27 am

Boonsnake.--Sandra------------------
~*Goddess of Yaoi*~It's like the gay odd couple. Only sexier.
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GovindaDuck · Post by **GovindaDuck** » Sun Jun 10, 2001 11:40 am

In the spirit of the nonsense contest, i present to you my very own song. (sung to the tune of "Big Rock Candy Mountains")Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'sYopu the friendly Yogurt,
He lives up in the trees,
He's small and pink and friendly,
And befirends everything he sees.Yopu the friendly Yogurt,
Armed with a glock handgun,
Murdered 23 people,
And then went on the run.But he's Yopu the friendly Yogurt,
He got out on parole,
He's a squishy, friendly drug dealer,
He drinks and draws the dole.Yopu the friendly Yogurt,
Lives up in the trees,
You can buy your weed from him,
But pay him or he'll break your knees!Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Go Yopu!!!~Govinda (needs some sedatives and a thump)