Nonsense contest!

Aeire · Post by **Aeire** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 1:27 am

MONKEY!!!...CARROTS!!!!

Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 1:44 am

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"I'm all for stupid questions."
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FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 4:11 am

"Screw the prettiness!" ~my little sister; damn I'm proud of her.

Vaughn · Post by **Vaughn** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 10:37 am

Because we need more posts!
Come on, we can pass QoW easily!For great honor: add, shake and stir lemon oil.
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Stinkywigfiddle · Post by **Stinkywigfiddle** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 11:21 am

[Posting for posting's sake]

Coriolinus · Post by **Coriolinus** » Mon Apr 30, 2001 11:59 am

No, no... nonsense contests no nobody any good.

TheBlackCupid · Post by **TheBlackCupid** » Tue May 01, 2001 9:09 am

I love you, Schmindle... Ever since the day I first saw you. I want to have your baby.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Wed May 02, 2001 4:13 am

PINK MONKEY PANTS!(And yes, I know it's wrong. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">)------------------
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Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Wed May 02, 2001 8:24 am

SMACK
DAB
DIDDLY
POO
FOO
BOO
MOO
CHEW
FLEW
CUCKOO
MAGOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Caleb------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Wed May 02, 2001 9:05 am

On the road of life, there are roadkill and there are crows that eat the roadkill. Then there are the water buffalo, and the chimpanzees, and the small furry things from Beta (and Gamma, and Delta, and Epsilon...) Centauri...but that's another story altogether.------------------
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Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Fri May 04, 2001 3:02 am

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ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Fri May 04, 2001 7:29 am

ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Fri May 04, 2001 9:15 am

ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENPEEPERS!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen. Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Sat May 05, 2001 12:36 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Strangeone:
 How long did you work on that? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif ... OTE>Not too long. Five minutes, max. I have a lot of experience with ASCII art. Well, not art, precisely, but...here, take a look at this:N:92:Target Practice
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"Don't take life so serious, son. It ain't nohow permanent." -Walt Kelly's Porkypine
It's my mini-award! Read this comic: <A HREF="http://anythingbut.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Anything But</A>[This message has been edited by Derakon (edited 05-05-2001).]

Zapjones · Post by **Zapjones** » Sat May 05, 2001 9:33 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Derakon:
 Edit: Zapjones, could you remove that post, please? It's screwing with the line lengths, and it's really far too long.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sure Dad, no prob.~Caleb------------------
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Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Sat May 05, 2001 11:02 am

ZOMBIE USER 1425 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1425** » Sun May 06, 2001 2:22 am

Hastur!
Hastur!
Hast&%#(*^@%&#(^&NO CARRIER------------------
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Elvengrrl · Post by **Elvengrrl** » Sun May 06, 2001 6:48 am

and then the rabid monkeys scurried about shouting, "OUR PURPLE PANTS! WHERE HAVE THEY GONE?" And a zebra wearing a beret said, "No, no you twits! Derakon gave you PINK pants...although everyone knows purple is far more stylish."I like green jello. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">------------------
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Strangeone · Post by **Strangeone** » Sun May 06, 2001 7:29 am

FilmBuff · Post by **FilmBuff** » Sun May 06, 2001 7:36 am

Now and then I drop dead. But otherwise, no complaints.(name the movie, win a prize)