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I would like to try
Posting things in haiku form
For the fun of it.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Haiku follow rules.
Five, seven, and five again.
(Syllables, that is.)<P>Other than this one,
Please try to limit yourselves:
One haiku per post.<P>Any topic's fine.
Don't feel limited by the
Comic on Page One.<P>Please participate!
If I get enough response,
Maybe a contest?<P>What would be the prize?
Original artwork is
Hardly worth the stamp.<P>Cameo, perhaps?
Would you really want to see
My version of you?<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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You can't handle truth
A very funny tag line
Strangely apropos

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vicious lies is good.
it makes me feel all tingly.
in my pants, you know.<P>------------------
----Frodo
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<a HREF="http://www.smalltime.com/nowhere/rhubar ... o-matic</a>
Poetry all jumbled up
A harmless pasttime

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Slime loves the summer
Eat the delicate blossom
Ooze over warm grass<P>(O)

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Would my cameo
Have enormous pectorals?
Will it get more girls?<P>Lummox JR
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It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?

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It is still Tuesday,
Says the date of today's strip.
You've made time stand still.<P>Lummox JR<P>------------------
It's the 21st century; where's my flying car?

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Time still marches on.
My drawing ability
Lacks speed and skill though.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Neurotic -- sane, but unhappy about it.<p>[This message has been edited by Somebody Strange (edited 05-31-2001).]

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Post by Mr Erratic »

The grocery list,
some things we are not flush on.
Add toilet paper.<P>(based on a fond memory of Mom getting very red in the face)

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Two more comics up!
You say Friday is still late?
Whoop-de-freakin'-do.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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You know you're behind
When Mike Shapiro updates
Joe the Circle first.<P>Lummox JR
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Post by Mr Erratic »

Wake Friday morning
my energy at low ebb.
Time for my comics.

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Not quite sixty out:
I can't believe that it's June!
Why is it so cold?<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Post by Mr Erratic »

Enjoy now's weather
Past, future, you can't enjoy
We only have now

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Very enlightened.
Zen-like thoughts in haiku form.
Who woulda thunk it?<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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I would like to know
If someone in this forum
Could pun in haiku.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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Post by Chris Purcell »

For all I may try
I can't make myself not see
The world as haiku<P>Well, this is Chalain's actually, I found it on an old Schlock thread (VERY old), but it's quite nice...<P>Chris/Kritter

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Post by Mr Erratic »

Sniffle sneeze and blow
Allergy season is here
I think I smell snot

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New comics up soon
Unfortunately I'm still
One comic behind.<P>--Strange/Dave<P>------------------
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