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Discussion on the Comics, the Games, and the Comics about the Games

Postby 8-Bit Avenger on Mon Nov 05, 2001 10:27 am

I found this old document while cleaning up my comp. Yay for poetry corner.<P>turn bitch, TURN!
don't you know
that when I turn you on
it's not for you
i just want my food now!
-ding-
it's still cold in the middle!
i said warm, bitch!!
-smack-
-ding-
...
......
.........
mmmmm.......
i only hit you because i love you<P>
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Postby 8-Bit Avenger on Tue Nov 06, 2001 2:57 am

I don't think there are any children around here except those orphans I stole, anyway. Hey, this was found along with the other one:<P>i hear what you're saying
but it comes out wrong
whenever i try to right you
you won't listen!
you make so much noise
yet
you cannot respect mine...
i hate you
I hate you i hate you i hate you
why can't you be like your sister!?!?!?!?
she tells me what I want to hear...
but i still need you both
and
i only hit you because i love you<P>"My Broken Left Speaker." Scott Schrader. 2000
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 5995 on Tue Nov 06, 2001 5:39 am

I feel the beat, dadio.
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Postby Drastic Measures on Tue Nov 06, 2001 12:20 pm

You're a sick, sick bastard, my friend. I mean, really, what are the children to think? And what kind of a role model are you being to those same youths?
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Postby Czarrillo on Wed Nov 07, 2001 10:08 am

Scott Schrader - his name
And late comics are his game
I shouldn't talk, though<P>a haiku by John<P>------------------
zarrillo.keenspace.com<P>word
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Postby Muzzy Roberto on Thu Nov 08, 2001 8:04 am

'Those who write on shithouse walls,
Roll thier shit in little balls.
And those who read those words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.'<P>'In days of old, when men were bold,
'Fore rubbers were invented;
Men wore socks 'round their cocks,
And babies were prevented.'<P>Words of Wisdom from Wendell Winslow, my former supervisor.
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Postby Slayer988 on Sat Nov 10, 2001 6:33 am

Castlevania
By Junk From The NES Dungeon
Rewrited by Slayer988<P>I am Simon, the vampire hunter. <P>It is contained in my blood. <P>I must rid the world of this evil curse. <P>This evil smells thick, reminiscent of mud. <P>In one hand is a stake, In the other a whip, <P>I'll take out the count, with the tools I have equpped. <P>The blood will run quickly, Like water from a river. <P>I'll cut out his heart, and serve it like liver. <P>I'll begin my quest, Head first through the castle walls. <P>I must do this now. I can hear him call." <P><p>[This message has been edited by Slayer988 (edited 11-10-2001).]
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Postby Carpainter on Sat Nov 24, 2001 10:20 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Drastic Measures:
<B>You're a sick, sick bastard, my friend. I mean, really, what are the children to think? And what kind of a role model are you being to those same youths?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>He looks healthly to me. As for the kids... :P They can rot.
By the way, I opened a daycare.<P><P>------------------
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Postby Slayer988 on Sun Nov 25, 2001 4:22 am

Why are you opening a daycare?
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Postby 8-Bit Avenger on Mon Nov 26, 2001 2:37 am

Because children are so freakin' delicious! Why else?
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Postby Slayer988 on Tue Nov 27, 2001 4:22 am

Do you like eat childrens 8-Bit Avenger?
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Postby Drastic Measures on Wed Nov 28, 2001 6:22 am

Doesn't everyone? Hell, children are just like veal. Now, don't get me wrong, I love normal beef too, but sometimes you just get a hankering for some tender veal... just like fresh children.<P>------------------
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Postby Slayer988 on Thu Nov 29, 2001 3:07 am

Dude eat childrens is sick and crazy
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Postby Slayer988 on Fri Nov 30, 2001 5:55 am

Dude if you making a babecue don't forget the Ketchup and the Mayonaisse
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Postby 8-Bit Avenger on Fri Nov 30, 2001 12:21 pm

What is this, a trial? Come on, people: I want less accusations, more barbeque sauce.
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Postby Muzzy Roberto on Fri Nov 30, 2001 12:57 pm

I certainly don't mind a good ol' Kindergarden BBQ everynow and then.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 5995 on Tue Jan 01, 2002 1:25 am

Scott never updates
So I'm going to his house
to stab his head in.<P>-A haiku inspired by recent events, or lack of them.
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Postby Drastic Measures on Thu Jan 03, 2002 1:19 am

Actually, the most recent lack of updates should be forgivable just based on what's been going down in our neck of the woods. Namely, our time has been preoccupied with the LAN we set up in Scott's house, our resurgent interest in Dungeons & Drangons, and the potato gun that we built, so Scott hasn't even had much time play the emulators, let alone make the comic.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 5995 on Thu Jan 03, 2002 2:46 am

I tried to stab Scott
he shot me with his spud gun
now I'm unconscious<P>A potato gun? That's awesome.<P>------------------
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Postby Slayer988 on Thu Jan 03, 2002 8:15 am

Dude are you crazy?
If you kill Scott he can made more comics for this page and you are going to jail
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