Welcome to the Monkey Pit!!

Dippie · Post by **Dippie** » Thu Apr 05, 2001 8:01 am

Kota...I will answer the question about monster for MG....monster is being 2....and he misses his uncle kota. if you wonder what being two means I dare anyone of you to spend an afternoon with a 2 yr old boy....I didn't really cut all my hair off...it was ripped out! HAHAHAHAdippie

Dippie · Post by **Dippie** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 1:29 am

Lewis...if you and max want to witness the apocalypse you need to get up with me or mastergeebo.....Warren if you read this you need to get up with us too.Dippie

Lewis · Post by **Lewis** » Fri Apr 06, 2001 9:50 am

Dippie, I have two wonderful god-sons that have convinced me of one thing.I don't need to reproduce... For the safety of the world, and so that I might retain what little shreds of my sanity that still remain.Whenever my paternal instinct kicks in I go hang around those two tykes for a while. They quickly help me realize that my instincts are full of shit, and that I shouldn't listen to them. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif">So I happily salute all of those who have the dedication, constitution, and skills that I greatly lack. Because if someone is going to continue the human race, it sure as hell won't be me.

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Curiosity may have killed the cat, but at least he didn

Gryphon · Post by **Gryphon** » Sat Apr 07, 2001 1:00 am

We can all feel relief that no little Lewisi will be running around the world.
As for balls for sale, i overheard Asrian say his were free to anyone who wanted them. I think his reason was they haven't been used in so long they're like new.

Dippie · Post by **Dippie** » Tue Apr 10, 2001 1:30 am

well, lewis, you see what happened when master geebo reproduced. hehehhee

MasterGeebo · Post by **MasterGeebo** » Wed Apr 11, 2001 12:17 am

Kev of the Apocalypse · Wed Apr 11, 2001 6:04 am

Once again falling behind on my posts! *sigh*Sometimes I wonder if this topic will ever get beyond balls and Lewis Babies. Hm. Lewis Babies. Little versions of Lewis, Bear, Umpa, Lumpa, and the as yet unseen "Steve the Angry Umpa". Excuse me. I'm gonna go shoot myself now!
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Kevin of the Apocalypse<A HREF="http://www.kotasworld.com" TARGET=_blank>Kota's World</A>
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Saving the net from bad guys and themselves.

MasterGeebo · Post by **MasterGeebo** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 6:49 am

Why on earth did i let you people convince me to read johnny the homicidal maniac!?last night i was walking though wal*mart and i hear over the loud speaker "i've been though the desert on a horse with no name, it felt good to be out of the rain..." and then something clicked. i looked over at the cheese section and thought to myself, "the cheese is mocking me THE CHEESE IS MOCKING ME!! damn you provider of dairy! you are the first sheep to me monkey-fucked by my blades.then i shook my head and decided not to read that series again.MG

Dippie · Post by **Dippie** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 7:05 am

YOU'RE # 4!!! *MOVIN' ON UP TO THE EAST SIDE.......FINALLY GONNA GET KOTA A PIECE OF THE PIE*
btw, Mike is really behind on his bitch page...hint hint <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">[This message has been edited by dippie (edited 04-12-2001).]

Asrian · Post by **Asrian** » Thu Apr 12, 2001 9:21 am

At last you know the true power of homicide!
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One bitch in the world, one bitch with many faces.

Catamount · Post by **Catamount** » Sat Apr 14, 2001 10:47 am

*wonders if she is the only female that dares even to look at this horrible excuse for a message board..* So where'd Lewis get his nifty glasses? Or am I gonna have to wait? Or just pretend to be satisfied with ignorance? Or, what the? *growls and stalks off to slaughter the TV which decided to start playing that vile pretense of melody and harmony... country music...*--Catamount "Die evil country music! I shall sic the heavy metal bots on you and put an end to your horrible twangyness! Bwahahaha!!!" Sa'Furre En'Ridgewood

Lewis · Post by **Lewis** » Sun Apr 15, 2001 3:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Catamount:So where'd Lewis get his nifty glasses? Or am I gonna have to wait? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Here ya go.. <A HREF="http://kotasworld.keenspace.com/d/20001219.html" TARGET=_blank>http://kotasworld.keenspace.com/d/20001219.html</A> 
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Kev of the Apocalypse · Sun Apr 15, 2001 6:30 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Catamount:
*wonders if she is the only female that dares even to look at this horrible excuse for a message board..*
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Actually, Dippie and Selene are both ladies. I know them personally. Just if you hang out with the folks KW is based on your view of reality tends to get somewhat warped. At least it's fun though!And by the way, welcome to the message board Catamount!Lewis - Thanks for the point out, man. I owe you one (non-ball related of course).------------------
Kevin of the Apocalypse<A HREF="http://www.kotasworld.com" TARGET=_blank>Kota's World</A>
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Saving the net from bad guys and themselves.

Dippie · Post by **Dippie** » Wed Apr 25, 2001 7:33 am

I am a Lady??? WOOO HOOOO I'M A LADY!!!! THANX KEV!!!! (I always thought the term was bitch <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> )Dip

Mota · Post by **Mota** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 3:52 am

is this the slayer message board? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">
congratulations on the anniversary KOTA.
Mad phat dog you dog yo mad skrilla etc.
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If you can't explain something to an eight year old, then you don't understand it completly yourself. - Einstein

Asrian · Post by **Asrian** » Fri Apr 27, 2001 4:25 am

As my quote says, All women are bitches.(This message brought to you by the distributors of angst and vile)------------------
One bitch in the world, one bitch with many faces.

Natholin · Post by **Natholin** » Sat May 19, 2001 10:01 am

Hello people, This is my first visit to the board.Though I know most of you, I do not know all of you so I say hello.
Anyway Hey Kev, Love da work man.
Oh and Lewis my wife wants my balls back. She said you stole them out of the jar she kept them. And the kids want you to come and beat on them a bit.
Talk to you people later..
?Now where did I put that wand of +4 bum rush geek killa at?