Absurdity

Postby Munk on Mon Sep 24, 2001 4:39 am

Alright, yesterday's Warp 9 with Ken chugging the sperm was just funny. I got a big laugh out of it and moved on. But today's edition of Warp 9's gonna stick with me a little longer, if only because it's so absurd. Good one, kids.<P>------------------
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Postby The zeppo on Mon Sep 24, 2001 6:53 am

Chugging sperm? I don't think I've ever been more appalled! I feel sick to my stomach. This board is home to bunch of deviants and hoodlums!<P>I mean, honestly... who would in their right mind would ever even think of consuming jizz ?!?

ahem.<P>(ps-women and the gay community don't count)<P>
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Postby Munk on Mon Sep 24, 2001 7:16 am

Jesus, I've talked about chugging choad <b>WAYYYY</b> too much in the last 24 hours...<P>------------------

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Postby Mandingo on Mon Sep 24, 2001 9:03 am

I don't remember him all out chugging the sperm, I just remember him making a withdrawal at the sperm bank.<P>I mean, that's probably his ultimate intent...but....gah....I'd rather not consider it any further. <P>-BOB-<P>Not if you were the last man on earth.
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Postby Mean^ween on Tue Sep 25, 2001 12:46 am

LOL!!!
I could just imagine Ken sitting down to have some fried baby strips, and then he quenches his thirst (caused by rather dry baby meat) with a chilled glass of jizz! Oh my God my eyes are burning! That is so sick! I should get a mind-wash....<P>Mean^Ween - Clinically rabid delusions<P>
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Postby Violentmae on Tue Sep 25, 2001 7:34 am

You guys have no idea what we go through do you........
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Postby Mandingo on Tue Sep 25, 2001 9:40 am

Nope!
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Postby Munk on Tue Sep 25, 2001 11:44 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by violentmae:
<B>You guys have no idea what we go through do you........</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>By "we" I'm gonna assume you mean females. To which I reply: SPIT. There are other alternatives to swallowing, y'know. Hell, you could just insist the guy keep the rubber on while you blow him. But then you'd have to deal with the taste of latex (or sheep intestine, if you're screwing a cheap bastard) and lubrication. And possibly, depending on how much fun you've had already, your own juice. Jeez, chicks just can't win. Just take the wad in the eye and be thankful he didn't shoot any up your nose and drown you.
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Postby ~Jade^Monkee~ on Sat Sep 29, 2001 3:09 am

Dude, that's fucken gross.<P>------------------
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Postby Violentmae on Sat Sep 29, 2001 6:39 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Munk:
<B> Just take the wad in the eye and be thankful he didn't shoot any up your nose and drown you.
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>And he can just be thankful I only bit the tip of his dick off and not the whole thing, right??
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Postby MadPowerBomber on Mon Oct 01, 2001 11:25 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by violentmae:
<B> And he can just be thankful I only bit the tip of his dick off and not the whole thing, right??</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oh, c'mon! Everyone knows that chicks dig that! Don't you watch porn!?!?<P>Heh.. =X
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