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It's only cuz she has blonde hair.
Whereas you have no hair.
Since you're a muffin.
WE CAN STILL HAVE HOT STEAMY SEX!!!<P>..just not too hot or I'll burn my special area.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PirateNinja:
<B>yeah. I have a question.<P>Why hasn't the world ended as a result of lack of piracy?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>There are still pirates.
All over the place.
They just don't leave survivors, so nobody can tell you about th...

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by EsylaMcSassy:
<B>Question:
Just how mimsy WERE the borogoves?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Why do you do this to me, baby? Why?

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Joe, I have a serious question...<P>Why does no-one give me free beer?<P>WHY DAMNIT!<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Carson:
<B>Joe, I have a serious question...<P>Why does no-one give me free beer?<P>WHY DAMNIT!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Because they want you to excersize.

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yeah. I have a question.<P>Why hasn't the world ended as a result of lack of piracy?<P>------------------
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why is it that everyone named joe is so cool?<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
<B>why is it that everyone named joe is so cool?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>We're just born that way, I guess.

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why ask why?

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B> How does Mario get all the chicks, when he's a short fat little plumber.<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Must be his huge penis.

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by squishy:
<B>why ask why?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Because

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
<B> Because</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>good answer!<P>
next question:<P>if hydrogen if flammable, and oxygen is flammable, why doesn't water, which is made of hydrogen <I>and</I> oxygen, burn?

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by squishy:
<B> good answer!<P>
next question:<P>if hydrogen if flammable, and oxygen is flammable, why doesn't water, which is made of hydrogen <I>and</I> oxygen, burn?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Because then your spit would set on fire, and that'd just be silly.

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Are you a super fighting robot?

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Yamcha Hibiki:
<B>Are you a super fighting robot?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>NEXT QUESTION!!!

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How does Mario get all the chicks, when he's a short fat little plumber.<P>------------------
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Are you a super fighting robot?<P>------------------
Yamcha Hibiki:
<A HREF="http://yamcha.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Shinkutokimekisempukaku</A> - It's not just a gamer comic, it's a space gamer comic!
<A HREF="http://kane.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Sub-Culture</A> - A mouse, a fox, and a whole lot of nothing.
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> - Proving that even 7 people put together can't make a decent comic. :p

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What's the meaning of all this?

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I'm a nice guy, but girls don't seem very interested in me. How come the bitches ain't be steppin' to my shit?<P>------------------
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by WreckFat:
<B>I'm a nice guy, but girls don't seem very interested in me. How come the bitches ain't be steppin' to my shit?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Because women are insane. Most of them don't want to fornicate like bunnies, (at least not with you) and the ones that do move to Idaho.

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