THE FTT CRAZY CONTEST!!!!

Rosencrantz · Post by **Rosencrantz** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 12:22 am

SCENE I (Space ship)
Captain Fortune Cookie: Here we are, Narcoleptic Wonder... Alone in the vast reaches of space.NW: Yep...FC: Nothing for light-years in any direction...NW: Yep...FC: Perfect place to jettison a corpse...NW: Uhhh... Maybe we should think about revamping the Felt Goose, Captain Fortune Cookie.FC: True... last week, when the wings fell off and hit that man, I thought we might have gotten ourselves into some real trouble.NW: And I don

Rosencrantz · Post by **Rosencrantz** » Sat Jun 16, 2001 7:07 am

Hmmm... Perhaps something a bit more brief is in order...Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was assalted....Peanut.

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Glych · Post by **Glych** » Tue Jun 19, 2001 4:08 am

*ahem*
A poem...My Parents.My mom and my dad are not what they seem,
Their dull appearance is part of their scheme.
I know of their plans, I know their techniques,
My parents are outer-space alien freaks.They landed on Earth in spaceships humongous,
Posing as grownups they now walk among us.
My parents deny this, but I know the truth,
They

GodaiYuhsaku · Post by **GodaiYuhsaku** » Tue Jun 19, 2001 7:37 am

And the Odd Day Saga continues.....
Yes I have spawned yet another shockwave.
And in a stunning point of variety. This one is Damonk Free.
<A HREF="http://godai.keenspace.com/oddafternoon.htm" TARGET=_blank>http://godai.keenspace.com/oddafternoon.htm</A> hehEnjoy.Godai------------------

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 2:36 am

Oh, and here's a question:
In the message board picture, shouldn't me and Damonk (the ones with glasses) have better vision than the others?
After all, we both have two eyes, whereas the others have one giant eye with two pupils.------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

K-Dawg · Post by **K-Dawg** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 2:50 am

The answer is cake. ------------------

<A HREF="http://strangeadventure.tripod.com" TARGET=_blank>Strange Adventure</A>
Until I get my keenspace site, check out the new comic there.<A HREF="http://davekeon.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Hockey Hooligans</A>
Now with 10% more hockey.<A HREF="http://fishandworm.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Fish & Worm</A>
Read it because it's back from hiatus, and needs time to grow once more.One last thing....GARRY VALK!!! that is all.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Sun Jun 24, 2001 10:47 am

Hey! This isn't over yet!!
I can't believe we said we'd have ten winners. What a load of... what? I'm still typing? DAMN!------------------
Oy! You there! Look!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> smells cool!
<A HREF="http://comicollage.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Comicollage</A> shows you that... It shows you nothing!
<A HREF="http://spoon.keenspace.com/" TARGET=_blank>Spoon on High</A> featuring Fire On The Mountian. But only on Sundays.
<A HREF="http://www.fourtoontellers.com" TARGET=_blank>The Four Toon Tellers</A> is the last of these links. Big whoop!
"You're fast becoming the Don Juan of the 'Space, Joe!" says Damonk. So you know it's true!

Mr.Gray · Post by **Mr.Gray** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 3:41 am

Heh, ok, this is my first post on this board, but I just can't face down a challenge, and Shel was talking up her entries (just a little) on the BBoCS boardsSo here we go...
here: <A HREF="http://www.algray.50megs.com/bday/entry.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.algray.50megs.com/bday/entry.html</A>
you should find a like to an .avi movie showing some nice drunken dancing... the file is in the 2.5meg range, so I wouldn't suggest downloading it unless you're on high bandwidth or are really bored

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Mon Jun 25, 2001 4:02 am

Look! Something that doesn't really come into play! <A HREF="http://four.keenspace.com/images/movies/scrub.swf" TARGET=_blank>http://four.keenspace.com/images/movies/scrub.swf</A>
Yes!!

Kaivalya · Post by **Kaivalya** » Tue Jun 26, 2001 3:17 am

This one is for all of you who have been plagued by "All your base are belong to us" like me. 
 
<A HREF="http://216.149.89.225/ayb/allyoursmurf.swf" TARGET=_blank>http://216.149.89.225/ayb/allyoursmurf.swf</A>
 <A HREF="http://www.shanti-inc.com/images/clippybase.gif" TARGET=_blank>http://www.shanti-inc.com/images/clippybase.gif</A>

EvilVeto · Post by **EvilVeto** » Tue Jun 26, 2001 5:56 am

You mean I get to compete to see how weird I am?<center><img src="http://www.floydcartoons.com/jam/andrew ... er>Okay I'll admit it was for a comic-jam, but I want in on this madness too ^_^... wait! my friend has a digital camera... hrm <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">

Rtist54 · Post by **Rtist54** » Tue Jun 26, 2001 9:48 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr.Gray:

So here we go...
here: <A HREF="http://www.algray.50megs.com/bday/entry.html" TARGET=_blank>http://www.algray.50megs.com/bday/entry.html</A>
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hey Mr. Gray, I was unable to open your animation <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif"> It said it was forbidden...---Pauly

Gwalla · Post by **Gwalla** » Tue Jun 26, 2001 10:02 am

I posted this way back when in Keenspot Central, but it deserves to see the light of day again.(DISCLAIMER: familiarity with "Evil Dead 2" and the infamous intro to Zero Wing is assumed)<h1>Zero Dead 2</h1>In A.D. 1987
Ash was vacationing.
Ash: What happen ?
Linda: Somebody set up us the cabin
Linda: We get audiotape
Ash: What !
Linda: Tape deck turn on
Ash: It's Necronomicon !!
Deadite Linda: How are you boyfriend !!
Deadite Linda: All your soul are belong to us
Deadite Linda: You are on the way to damnation
Ash: What you say !!
Deadite Linda: You have no chance to survive make your time
Deadite Linda: HA HA HA HA ....
Ash: Cut off right 'hand'
Ash: You know what you doing
Ash: Attach 'chainsaw'
Ash: For great gorefest------------------
"Sun Ra? He's out to lunch, all right...same place I eat at!"
- George Clinton

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Jun 27, 2001 12:01 am

You and your stupid macs.

SuperJoe · Post by **SuperJoe** » Wed Jun 27, 2001 12:05 am

You and your stupid macs.

Mr.Gray · Post by **Mr.Gray** » Wed Jun 27, 2001 2:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by rtist54:
 Hey Mr. Gray, I was unable to open your animation <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif"> It said it was forbidden...---Pauly<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Really?... I can download it from there... strange... ah well, it can also be found in this directory: <A HREF="http://www.algray.50megs.com/contest/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.algray.50megs.com/contest/</A>
Hope that works for you.

Mr.Gray · Post by **Mr.Gray** » Wed Jun 27, 2001 5:08 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by rtist54:
 Well, I was able to download it this time. But now I'm having trouble viewing the avi file. Is there a Mov version? Apparently AVIs don't work too well on Macs.---Pauly<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Strange again, seeing as I generally use quicktime to view it... ah well, I'll see what I can do

PirateNinja · Post by **PirateNinja** » Wed Jun 27, 2001 6:20 am

<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/sashsimo/play.html" TARGET=_blank>Check it</A>!Word. It's a play I wrote for english class. I find it funny, and I might as well enter using it.------------------
The only Ninja who is also a pirate.<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/sashsimo" TARGET=_blank>Check the paint!</A>

Rtist54 · Post by **Rtist54** » Wed Jun 27, 2001 7:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Mr.Gray:
 Really?... I can download it from there... strange... ah well, it can also be found in this directory: <A HREF="http://www.algray.50megs.com/contest/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.algray.50megs.com/contest/</A>
Hope that works for you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Well, I was able to download it this time. But now I'm having trouble viewing the avi file. Is there a Mov version? Apparently AVIs don't work too well on Macs.---Pauly