Resurrection! Page four and neverending beyond!

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Using a secret technique of stealthiness, I have recovered the posts hiding on the phantom page four of the neverending thread. Here they are, minus double and triple(!) posts.<P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elvengrrl:
<B>y'all are a bunch of slackers! i work hard to get this thing to four pages, i expect some rapid fire posting, people! ESPECIALLY since i updated so much this week!<P>...ok, so i don't expect anything...but, um, i wanna see some more posts! *^_^*;</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
<B>NO!
Curse you all!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>But how can I post when UBB sometimes doubles the posts and screws up the last post time?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
<B>See? I'm posting! Yay!<P>And to answer your earlier question: yes, w'all (wht is the first-person version of y'all anyway?) still love ya. Well, m'all anyway, cause you just put that cool new character in the strip.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>Uh oh...the thread ended again...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
<B>No it didnt. It just took a couple days off.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
<B>Can't it have a rest once in a while!?!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elvengrrl:
<B>the thread will NEVER die, Colin! NEVER!!!!!<P>*cough*<P>*looks around*<P>ooh, shiny! *scampers off*</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
<B>shiney? where?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>I still firmly stand by my belief that it dies immediately after every post and comes back to life immediately before every post. So nyaah.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
<B>You'd think so, eh?
But that's not true. This post isn't alive ever.
It's not a living thing at all. Just digital information.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>That's what YOU think.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
<B>but we are alive. arent we?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>Then it's true, isn't it? This thread WILL never die. . . . This is a very disturbing turn of events indeed.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Joester:
<B>if a thread dies, and you bring it back to life...does that make it a zombie thread?<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
<B>Maybe it never actually came back to life, and it's a spooky ghost thread. OOOOoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOO.... etc.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elvengrrl:
<B>a ghost thread? jinkies! i'm scared Joe!<P>*grabs Joe's arm and almost rips it off*<P>oops...sorry ^^;</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
<B>It's okay. Just don't tug on me so hard.
Hmm... No wait. I think I wanted that to sound that way.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
<B>Hmmm... the thread still hasn't ended. Interesting.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by elvengrrl:
<B>of COURSE it hasn't ended. *points to the topc* it's the thread that doesn't end...DUH.<P>*giggle*<P>we need more nonsense in the thread, and less talking about how the thread is still going...anyone wanna start a story that we'll all add on to? *giggles*</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>No.<P>Oh wait.<P>Yes.<P>Once upon a time there was a grrl who was elven. The end.<P>Oh damn it.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by SuperJoe:
<B>I could use some hash browns right now. Man am I hungry. And tired.Sovery tired.
Curse you sexy webtoonists!</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FilmBuff:
<B>yeah, damn sexy-induces sleeplessness</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>Me sexy webtoonist? Steph sexy webtoonist? Who sexy webtoonist?<P>On a lighter note: A#.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>And now, on the other hand, left.<P>Where the heck is everybody?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>Okay, I made a post, and the front page has the correct date and time, but the post isn't here! *goes insane*</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>Oh there it is...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>Hello? Page four? Where you hiding!?</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P> <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Morbid Walker:
<B>I'm wondering if this thread will come back if it gets to five pages...</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>And that's that. Henceforth shall continue the thread that doesn't end!<P>------------------
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You are evil.

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Evil? What'd I do?

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C'mon, everybody, I only resurrected this thing so we could keep adding onto it.<P>Here, I'll take Steph's suggestion seriously and start a story:<P>Once upon a time there stood two boys and one girl on a bridge. The looked down toward the water rushing by below.<P>"I wonder what's down there," said <next>

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its over there<P>*points to the corner*

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the giant troll under the bridge, that came up and ate the kids, but then died of heartburn.
Ha! Take that!
And stop trying to lure us into your evil, undead, zombie thread world.

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Okay, so I did this work to make the neverending thread continue, and you answer back by killing my story and continuing to call me evil? Where's the fairness in that?

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*looks at the fairness in the corner* oooh...shiney....<P>*pounces Colin, cause she can*<P>*pauses*<P>*pounces everyone, cause she can*<P>*hands out candy canes* your choice of peppermint or cherry *^_-*

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I'll take your cherry.<P>...<P>What?<P>*runs*

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my my my....aren't WE a pervy one?<P>*hands Colin a cherry candy cane*

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Tee hee. I laughed when I thought it, and I laughed again when I read it.

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So this one time a bunch of us were at Village Inn, and my friend Jason started reading the dessert menu. Whoever wrote the description of the cherry pie had *cough* other things on his mind. Just thought I would share.<P>*takes a real candy cane*<P>mmm... pepperminty....

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well poo. now you've sparked my curiosity. i wanna know what the description was...my inner perv must be satisfied!<P>...<P>*decides to draw pirate "porn"*<P>"How about walking MY plank?"<P>"Only if ye promise to find me booty."<P>"Yarr, ye be a lusty wench!"<P>*giggle*

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Arr! Hoist the Jolly Roger! Me giant squid be pullin' into port matey!

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For shame

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for shame?<P>why isnt there anything for me?

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"aye, the mast be so long and arr'd"<P>------------------
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OK, so I forgot to follow that up, but technically Joe did not respond within a couple minutes of my post so...<P>*tackles Steph!*

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hey! this thread is showing signs of ending! that cannot happen!<P>OK, if someone doesnt post here in the next couple minutes, I will have to attack the local artist of something...

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eep! *is tackled*<P>*giggle*<P>*manages to get Chris into a headlock and noogies*<P>*stops*<P>*removes the fedora and places it on <i>her</i> head*<P>*resumes noogies*

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