WOOO HOOOO!!! Funny STUFF Aaron!

Postby Mike Hart on Tue Dec 04, 2001 10:56 am

I had this weird dream the other night. I dreampt that I was friends with Hannibal Lecter. One day, he told me that he was going to Hawaii and that he had bought an extra ticket by mistake and he asked me if I could go with him. Of course my internal reaction was "HELL NO!! You'll EAT ME." But I was calm and cool about the situation and i told him that since I still live at home, I'd have to ask my mother if it would be ok for me to tag along.
I venture home and ask my mother if I could go with dr. Lecter to Hawaii. She blew up. She started to throw pots and pans at me. And while I was avoiding those things like the black death, she screamed at me "I don't want you hanging around a middle aged psychopatic serial killing canibal!"
Well, i managed to get out the door with only a few minor meetings with a metal skillit. Well, i managed to meat up with Dr. Lecter in the WEST TOWN MALL and I inform the good dr. that i shant be joining him on his trip to HAwaii. And for some odd reason he gets mad at me and starts to chase me all through the mall. Well, i mangage to get away from him and managed to get back safe to my home.
So i'm tired, it's around 1am. I'm laying on my bed, almost in la la land. Then i hear a rapping on my bed room window. I raise the blinds very slowly. And there is Hannibal, stareing me right in the face. I was frozen in time...
He looked at me, and with a grin on his face, "Hello Michael, you do realize you have pissed me off to no ends." As he raises up a spork from KFC "I'm going to have to eat your liver with a side of favre beans and a nice ciante."<P>Well, what do you think...should we make a new Parking lot of Afgahnastan or should we just reuse our shoe laces to make a new SEGA gaming system?
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Postby Mike Hart on Wed Dec 05, 2001 7:12 am

<------------Do you see that!?!? It say's "KEENSPACE CADET!!" OH HELL YEAH!!! I'm A CADET!!! NEAT!!! I SO RULE! I've never been a cadet before! I just hope i don't get un-cadeted! That would so wreek of heinosity! Just like a very bad smelling cheese!
I HATE ALL NON SEGA SYSTEMS!!! Especially the ones that have "sega" on them! OHH DIRTY THINGS.<P>Thank you...this incoherent rant has been brought to you by...SLEEP, the complete lack thereoff. <P>Mike
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Postby Guanyu2 on Wed Dec 05, 2001 10:47 am

man littleton you have some great fans<P>------------------
"His head looks as though it was stuck on a pole for sale."-Guan Yu
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Postby Paradigm on Sat Dec 08, 2001 11:31 am

Wow, can you believe it's been 4 days since I've checked on the message board. Ooops. ^_^
Anyway, that's a very bizarre dream. I'm guessing your also from the Knoxville area, what with the West Town Mall reference and all. Did you link over here from the KoDT boards?<P>-Aaron Littleton
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Postby Mike Hart on Tue Dec 11, 2001 8:11 am

Yes I am from the knoxville aea of Kingston..Although that isn't exactly in the "area" of k-town...but it's just 30 minutes though....
I can't believe with the screen name "Mike Hart" you were fooled by it..but that's ok..Given the fact that today was finals...everything is ok.
Well, I've played Sega's first in house game designed for a non sega system..aka NFL 2K2 for the PS2. I thought my DC version was the bomb...No the ps2 version blows my version out of the water. Maybe this Multiplatform thing from sega was a very good move after all.. A blessing in disquise i you will.. Although future generations will miss the opportunity to have a SEGA system..they won't miss the great games from sega... Ahhh a bitter sweet victory after so many years.
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Postby Paradigm on Tue Dec 11, 2001 10:35 am

Wait, never mind. I know who this is. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif">
Silly me.<P>-Aaron
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