My people, I have a dream.
That dream, is the reclaiming of the one known as 'Carson'.
His soul is lost not only to us, but to himself. It resides only in the gaming world known as DAoC. I myself fight daily to not be trapped in the same place. Carson is famous in that world, for he is a general and a great leader of men. That is why it is so hard for him to come back.
But my friends. I have the way.
IRN-BRU is the key folks. One sip of the stuff and Carson is reclaimed, able to split himself between the world of DAoC, between the world of IHTBTS and perhaps the 'real' world if he's skilled.
My friends, send Carson IRN-BRU. Send him a lot of it. He needs it if you ever want to see him again. It is imperative that he returns, else your favourite* sexcellent character Mike will only be seen on J'Walkin every once and a while if Joe takes the money and badgers I've sent him.
Please, if you truly care about Carson, send help. Send BRU.<P>* Favourite is by definition of the author of this post and in no way reflects popular opinion thought it damn well SHOULD. I'm tons cooler then HERB...stupid duck.<P>G'day all.<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.ihtbts.com" TARGET=_blank>IHTBTS:</A> I'm the only reason to actually read this comic! Why? Cause I'm 'Sexcellent'!
<A HREF="http://jwalkin.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>J-Walkin'</A> contains objects or persons that are BUCK NEPALESE NAKED!
<A HREF="http://www.darkageofcamelot.com" TARGET=_blank>Dark Age of Camelot</A>: It steals your life away. Just ask Carson.<I><A HREF="http://www.livejournal.com/users/mikeyc_ihtbts/" TARGET=_blank>Mikey C</A>: Sexcellent, Buck Nepalese Naked 24/7, and just plain nice guy!</I>