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Postby S.W.Winchester on Fri May 04, 2001 10:12 am

Tell Lauren she HAS an admierer if she'd actually do that IRL ... I could use someone to occasionally rip me away from my games to realize that I forgot to do things such as eating, sleeping, and breathing. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>S.W.W.
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Postby S.W.Winchester on Mon May 07, 2001 1:45 am

The working link is : <A HREF="http://www.keenspace.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Anything+But&number=242" TARGET=_blank>http://www.keenspace.com/cgi-bin/ubb/forumdisplay.cgi?action=topics&forum=Anything+But&number=242</A> <P>I have that just copied out of my "favorites" list. It will bring you right to the forum. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Now, go hence ye wonderous cartoonist-type persone, and repair thy site of many befuddlements with the knowledge cotained within this post forthwith, whilst I remain here and post away like any olde fashioned caffine junkie should. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>S.W. Winchester
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Postby Illusions abound on Mon May 07, 2001 3:00 am

::cracks up laughing::<P>I... can't tell... what's... funnier...<P>The fact... that he..he-he-he... posted that, or... the fact that... Carolyn noticed... ::the laughter breaks into a looooooong string of giggles::<P>that they're alphabetized!!!
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Postby Doodler on Mon May 07, 2001 3:40 am

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Postby S.W.Winchester on Mon May 07, 2001 9:26 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Illusions abound:
<B>::cracks up laughing::<P>I... can't tell... what's... funnier...<P>The fact... that he..he-he-he... posted that, or... the fact that... Carolyn noticed... ::the laughter breaks into a looooooong string of giggles::<P>that they're alphabetized!!!
::laughs inanely...
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...um, yep, he's gone::</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Oh, please. That's just the tip of the big ol' crazy iceberg that is Smith Walther Winchester. The sad thing is, that list was EDITED FOR LENGTH. <P>Yes. I have a longer one somewhere on my machine. MUCH LONGER. Somewhere around 3,600 disclaimers. Just have to remember where the hell I put it. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>I'll use that one when I find it.<P>S.W. Winchester
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Postby Doodler on Mon May 07, 2001 9:36 am

I don't know what scares me more...the fact that so many disclaimers exist, or the fact that they're all alphabetized.<P>...yes, I am *WELL* aware of the quiet time here...I kinda wish people would talk more, and I try to hype the board up as much as possible, but it doesn't help that I can never manage to find a working link to get here in the first place. Not like many people frequented the board then, either.<P>I shall continue trying...till then...keep talking!<P>------------------
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