Nonsense Contest!!!

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 12:38 am

<IMG SRC="http://members.theglobe.com/Major_Brain/S7.JPG"> (OOG : Legal post, it's been 2 days since ANYONE posted here, so I can follow myself. Also, this entire POST is considered OOG for scoring purposes, since, while I am quoting myself, I am NOT using the usual methods. Carolyn, please don't kill me for using this method ...)

Illusions abound · Post by **Illusions abound** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 12:49 am

OOG: do you really do a comic called "Reality Check"? and if so, gimme link!!

Doodler · Post by **Doodler** » Sun Jul 08, 2001 8:44 am

"I hablo spanish a lot."-the RL Edwardian

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 1:07 am

OOG : Illusions, see thread titled "Reality Check" for more detail. No need to clutter the nonsense contest.IG :
Pikachu. Pipipipipipipipipipipipikachu.-An electronic pikachu on my desk that says pikachu when you set it in your hand. This is what happens when you quickly tap the two little sensors on the bottom .... a torture, to be certain. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 1:16 am

OOG! BIRTHDAY CHAOS DOUBLE POST! WOO-HOO!Spoken to ANYONE attempting to address you in any language other than German ... courtesy Babelfish (yeah, well, nothing's perfect).Ich spreche nicht Spanischen. Sprechen Sie Englisch? Wie

Illusions abound · Post by **Illusions abound** » Mon Jul 09, 2001 3:46 am

my mom: I'm just voicing my-
me, cutting her off: stop voicing at me.

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 4:44 am

A long running national commerical poses a very intriguing question to me, on a daily basis. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Well, what would I do for one of these ice cream bars? A lot actually. As far as I'm concerned, no law or custom can bar me from the frozen ice-milk artificial chocolate coated nirvana I seek. I'd sell my soul and yours too in a second just to have another greedy bite of this mana. I'd offer my body to edgy drifters for whatever rough trade they'd inflict for just one more Klondikian pulmonary orgasam. I'd sell my family into slavery, if only I could feel the afterburn of jagged Klondike chocolate coating shards tearing through my esophagus. I'd kill, maim, pillage ... I'd rob a supermarket at gunpoint for a case of these accursed bars. Why must my life be this way? Why this obsession with something that doesn't taste very good? If I were a logical man, I'd rather suck on a scoop of the most vile barnyard filth than eat another one of these fucking frozen confections. But that's how addictions go. Much like cigarettes, you don't care, you don't care about the wretched taste, or the stench, or the awful things that they do to your body, you just want another fix man, you want that 5 minutes of inner peace, when the longings momentarily abate, but they'll be back, no matter what you do, the demons will always return, like herpes or Mr. Blackwell at Oscar time. So much like a crack addict, or the junkie jonesing for the methadone treatments, I'll whore myself for another klondike Bar. Evil, vile, dispicable Klondike Bar. that's what I'd do for a Klondike Bar.-A sound file I have. Yes. Really.

Doodler · Post by **Doodler** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 7:43 am

"I'll whack you, mister."- Vash-sama

Jagged tooth grin · Post by **Jagged tooth grin** » Wed Jul 11, 2001 11:49 am

cheating is like winning, only easybluey from dragon tails (http://www.dragon-tails.com)

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Thu Jul 12, 2001 2:40 am

(OOG - Ya know, this should be rolling over to page 3 any time now ...)IG : Ravage! Eject! Mission : Destroy.-If you don't know, you didn't grow up watching Transformers.

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 7:43 am

(OOG - BUMP!!)Falling in love is a lot like a random drive-by shooting in a crowded area : you never know who you're gonna wound or kill when you go for it.Me.[This message has been edited by S.W.Winchester (edited 07-15-2001).]

Doodler · Post by **Doodler** » Sat Jul 14, 2001 8:52 am

"It's like a tiny bar mitzvah inside my head!"-Me.......just don't ask.

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 1:36 am

His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans - and summed up all three of them in his famous phrase, "You can't trust any bugger further than you can throw him, and there's nothing you can do about it, so let's have a drink."

Doodler · Post by **Doodler** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 8:14 am

Customer: Can I have a pound of American Cheese?
Me: What kind? The Land o' Lakes, or the Eddie's Cheese Please?
Customer:...
Customer:...
Customer:...
Customer: Yellow.-and I thought fast food customers were morons

Jagged tooth grin · Post by **Jagged tooth grin** » Sun Jul 15, 2001 10:38 am

:congratulations you may have caused the end of civilisation as we know it.
: WAHOOOO- trust me when i say you dont want to know

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Mon Jul 16, 2001 3:20 am

If anyone asks me why I'm an evil, cold, heartless, sadistic, and yet polite person, I'll just remind them I used to shuffle lawsuits for a living. That should explain it all REAL quickly. After all, these personal injury lawyers tend to start to rub off on you after a while ...-Me to a co-worker

Illusions abound · Post by **Illusions abound** » Tue Jul 17, 2001 9:29 am

ahh, nothing like copy-pasting erotic stories from a website into email to send to a friend whose access is restricted from that site.-me, in response to something I did this week...::snicker::

S.W.Winchester · Post by **S.W.Winchester** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 2:32 am

"Yeah, I'd LOVE some boring SSDD right about now ..."-Me, to a friend regarding a particularly nasty set of situations to hit my life at one time ...

Jagged tooth grin · Post by **Jagged tooth grin** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 5:34 am

ok i have 5 essays to write all of which are due within the week
oh well off to play quakeme about once a term

Squinky001 · Post by **Squinky001** » Wed Jul 18, 2001 6:57 am

((OOG: I'm back! Didya miss me? Did you even notice I was gone?Thought not. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> ))IG: May the bird of paradise fly up your arse.~Monty Python website.