Big Red Man

Postby MikeLeffel on Tue Sep 25, 2001 8:52 am

I don't mind it when he's omnipotent and helping young men and women get laid in the night, but when he's hiding in restrooms and telling people that to get sex you must chew his gum, that's odd.<P>Sorta like when old japanese men draw young children into their barns (which contain secret underbases) to inform them that dogs like trucks.<P>Yeah, we know what you mean, you old perv.<P>Mike "People who make shows like Emeril should've been in a tragedy." Leffel
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Postby JimRob on Wed Sep 26, 2001 3:13 am

The Big Red Man has, indirectly, caused me more pain than any other food-product-affiliated personality. (His gum makes my mouth burn so; but I can't stop. I can never stop...) And now this. Tsk.<P>------------------
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Postby Dezro on Thu Sep 27, 2001 12:40 am

My mom's friend's sister is on Emeril.
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Postby MikeLeffel on Thu Sep 27, 2001 4:44 am

So, you're two degrees from terrible writing, eh?<P>
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