Search Requests

TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 6:13 am

Heh, since everyone and their brother has a Keenspace Comic Strip, everyone probably knows already that they put on a thing where you can see all of the search requests that your site has garnered. I think it's sorta amusing, and here's the one for Film Funnies:
Hits Search String
---------------- ----------------------<P>3 4.05% sponge bob squarepants
2 2.70% flash funnies
2 2.70% invader zim
2 2.70% invader zim wave files
2 2.70% manga comic`s porno
1 1.35% baby eater
1 1.35% bush funnies
1 1.35% cache:rb-ugnv3dc4:searchrequests.weblogs.com/discuss/msgreader$
1 1.35% cafepress sucks
1 1.35% canada sucks ass
1 1.35% canadian bug eater
1 1.35% chico film
1 1.35% comic porno games
1 1.35% comics shipping august 15
1 1.35% cool stuff toaster pop-up spongebob
1 1.35% daily nation of 7th august 2001
1 1.35% delirium porno
1 1.35% devo recombo dna download
1 1.35% digital funnies
1 1.35% download fuck film download
1 1.35% download funnies
1 1.35% film funnies
1 1.35% film mousepads
1 1.35% films romeo juliet l33t
1 1.35% flash funnies sex
1 1.35% free ass fucking film download
1 1.35% free comic porno
1 1.35% free download film fuck
1 1.35% free download porno film
1 1.35% free film watching
1 1.35% free fucking film
1 1.35% free porn comic series
1 1.35% free sex film files
1 1.35% free short porno film
1 1.35% friendly funnies
1 1.35% fucking toon comic
1 1.35% funnies
1 1.35% funnies to download
1 1.35% girl fucken ass boy
1 1.35% hooligans film
1 1.35% image funnies laugh
1 1.35% invader zim download
1 1.35% invader zim room moose
1 1.35% invader zim room with a moose
1 1.35% kick funnies.com
1 1.35% lyrics s club 7 never had a ream come true
1 1.35% manga film porn
1 1.35% moose august 16
1 1.35% pariah film actors
1 1.35% pixies strip poker
1 1.35% png film
1 1.35% porn film 9 till 5 stars
1 1.35% porno comic
1 1.35% porno comic strips
1 1.35% porno film free
1 1.35% porno funnies
1 1.35% porno sex
1 1.35% porno toon film
1 1.35% road trip the whole film free download
1 1.35% short porn comic strips
1 1.35% spongebob squarepants fan art
1 1.35% spuds makenzie
1 1.35% sundays funnies strips
1 1.35% wall pink film download
1 1.35% weird al yankovic download mp3 spam
1 1.35% www. girl s fucken
1 1.35% www//porno toon .comic.com
1 1.35% zoo porno film<P>
There's a bunch of amusing ones in there. I could post these individually to Disturbing Search Requests or something, but I got kinda bored with that site. So, perhaps at another time. That, and I don't feel like gonig with three browser windows again, one in my logs, one at the DSR site and one at google to get the search link, just for me to go "ha! ha! people like porn! ha! ha!". But that's just me, I guess. I might do it again some point in the future, when I feel like milking them for hits. Cause that's what they're useful at. But anyway. Enjoy the Pure Comedy that is Misguided Searches resulting in Film Funnies.<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/</A>
<A HREF="http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions" TARGET=_blank>http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions</A>
Yeah.

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 6:30 am

naked grandpa
naked boy undies
fat sex
fat sex girl
cripple sex
jesus insult
www i am fat com<P>and many, many many disturbing others!<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.fat-jesus.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fat-jesus.com</A> <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fatjesus.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://owlie.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://owlie.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://presidentass.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://presidentass.keenspace.com</A>

TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 9:13 am

Heh. Y'know, I've never understood the "www.[foo].com" searches. Because, really... you know that much, why are you searchin' for it? Whee.<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/</A>
<A HREF="http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions" TARGET=_blank>http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions</A>
Yeah.

TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Wed Aug 22, 2001 9:34 am

Heh. Y'know, I've never understood the "www.[foo].com" searches. Because, really... you know that much, why are you searchin' for it? Whee.<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/</A>
<A HREF="http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions" TARGET=_blank>http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions</A>
Yeah.

TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:08 am

That was the weird thign for me too.. I kept checking and it registered the 3 Replies, but it only did the last one of yours. So, on a lark, I did the "dole" post, just to see what'd happen (honestly expecting the "10:45PM" bug, but I figured if it did that, at least this thread wasn't terribly important/interesting unlike the other ones I've inexplicably killed...stupid bug), and instead of killing it, I got all the replies, including "dole". So I guess that was all it needed. <P>DOLE SOLVES EVERYTHING!<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/</A>
<A HREF="http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions" TARGET=_blank>http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions</A>
Yeah.

TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 1:28 am

That was the weird thign for me too.. I kept checking and it registered the 3 Replies, but it only did the last one of yours. So, on a lark, I did the "dole" post, just to see what'd happen (honestly expecting the "10:45PM" bug, but I figured if it did that, at least this thread wasn't terribly important/interesting unlike the other ones I've inexplicably killed...stupid bug), and instead of killing it, I got all the replies, including "dole". So I guess that was all it needed. <P>DOLE SOLVES EVERYTHING!<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/</A>
<A HREF="http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions" TARGET=_blank>http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions</A>
Yeah.

TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 2:07 am

dole?<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/</A>
<A HREF="http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions" TARGET=_blank>http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions</A>
Yeah.

OWLIE · Post by **OWLIE** » Thu Aug 23, 2001 9:48 am

I like how your messages were INDICATED on the main board, but did not show up for me until this morning/afternoon!<P>Mike "I also like how UBB insisted my correct name and password was WRONG!" Leffel
---...dole!<P>------------------

*Kludge* · Post by ***Kludge*** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 1:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by TEMPORARYTODCRAP:
<B>Heh. Y'know, I've never understood the "www.[foo].com" searches. Because, really... you know that much, why are you searchin' for it? Whee.</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>To paraphrase "Don't make me think": (an excellent book on usability in websites)<P>"An incredible number of people have a search engine as their home page, and don't realise that they can enter a URL into the address box of their browser. They literally think that (e.g.) Yahoo *is* the Internet. If people who designed websites knew just how widespread this practise is, they would be horrified."<P>So know you know. Be horrified.
<P>------------------

Kludge
Get Happy! <A HREF="http://www.cheeromatik.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.cheeromatik.com</A>

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Fri Aug 24, 2001 4:24 am

HOLY FREAKING CRAP! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!<P>Seriously, though, I thought everyone here already knew of the stupidity of the rest of the population. Why do we need yet another reminder?<P>Dave "The internet is in my sofa cushion" Smith

TEMPORARYTODCRAP · Post by **TEMPORARYTODCRAP** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 2:26 am

Hm. I was going to suggest that you put your newspost on the front page, but then I saw that you did that. But if you want bizarre requests, you need to ramble incoherently more. And talk about things that are wholly unrelated to anything else. Like go on rants about records you like. Or TV shows you watch. Or porn. People like porn. Start mentioning sex a lot. You don't need to actually have any sexual content in the comic itself, but it couldn't hurt to start posting erotica in your newsposts. Perhaps erotica involving SpongeBob SquarePants, as that seems to be coming up more in searches now. And possibly ZIM, too.<P>And GIR, GIR is awesome.<P>Hope this helps!<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://filmfunnies.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/" TARGET=_blank>http://www.dangeruniversity.net/todcra/</A>
<A HREF="http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions" TARGET=_blank>http://www.mp3.com/TODCRAProductions</A>
Yeah.

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 3:18 am

If you see more than one Mike Leffel at any given time, you can be sure that one is either from an alternate timeline, or a monster.<P>In either case, shower both with love and gifts. That is the only way to save yourself.<P>Mike "I'd get no hits at all if it weren't for creepy internet folk, looking for naked grandpas." Leffel<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.fat-jesus.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fat-jesus.com</A> <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fatjesus.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://owlie.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://owlie.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://presidentass.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://presidentass.keenspace.com</A>

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 6:07 am

Are you saying that you are shunning the ethnic group you were raised in, Mike?

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 7:23 am

If they won't support me when i run for the presidency, they can find another spokesman!<P>Mike "X" Leffel<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.fat-jesus.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fat-jesus.com</A> <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fatjesus.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://owlie.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://owlie.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://presidentass.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://presidentass.keenspace.com</A>

Dezro · Post by **Dezro** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 11:12 am

How to find Fat Jesus on the internet:
<center><form method=GET action="http://www.google.com/search"><table bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><tr><td><a href="http://www.google.com/"><img align=absmiddle alt=Google border=0 src="http://www.google.com/logos/Logo_40wht.gif"></a><input type=text name=q value="Fat Jesus Webcomic" maxlength=255 size=25><input type=submit name=btnG value="Google Search"></td></tr></table></form></center><P>How not to find Fat Jesus on the internet:
<center><form method=GET action="http://www.google.com/search"><table bgcolor="#FFFFFF"><tr><td><a href="http://www.google.com/"><img align=absmiddle alt=Google border=0 src="http://www.google.com/logos/Logo_40wht.gif"></a><input type=text name=q value="I'm going to kill you slowly with a screwdriver, Mike Leffel" maxlength=255 size=25><input type=submit name=btnG value="Google Search"></td></tr></table></form></center><p>[This message has been edited by Dezro (edited 08-27-2001).]

JimRob · Post by **JimRob** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 11:40 am

...too... many... Leffels...<P>(I jest, of course. You can never have too many Leffels.)<P>I'm quietly fuming, because I don't get any funny search strings. I've had two (<I>two</I>) so far, and they both contained the phrase 'tooth and claw comic'. Gngh.<P>I wonder if there's any mileage in the idea of having a contest to find Fat Jesus using the most obscure search string possible?<P>I didn't think so.<P>(9/4 - Update! Now someone's tried 'claw of tooth and claw comic'. The world is crammed with geniuses, and they're all visiting my comic.)<P>------------------
James
<A HREF="http://toothandclaw.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Tooth and Claw</A><p>[This message has been edited by JimRob (edited 09-04-2001).]

OWLIE · Post by **OWLIE** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 11:52 am

That's HILARIOUS!<P>Mike "Also, because using that SECOND entry is how I found my new wife!" Leffel<P>Hey kids! Never have multiple UBB accounts and then use the same password and email for them! You'll be stuck like me! LEARN FROM ME!<P>------------------

MikeLeffel · Post by **MikeLeffel** » Mon Aug 27, 2001 11:58 am

HAA! FIxed it. Ia m good. derrrrrrrrrr<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.fat-jesus.com" TARGET=_blank>http://www.fat-jesus.com</A> <A HREF="http://fatjesus.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://fatjesus.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://owlie.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://owlie.keenspace.com</A> <A HREF="http://presidentass.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>http://presidentass.keenspace.com</A>

Greco · Post by **Greco** » Thu Aug 30, 2001 8:37 am

The scariest thing is that the second Google box above actually brings up a site...<P>::shivers::<P>Here's some of my results:<P>4 2 4.76% leet romeo juliet flash
7 1 2.38% biohazard suit
10 1 2.38% charlie's angels pose
11 1 2.38% exploited blog
<B>12 1 2.38% kicked balls</B>
15 1 2.38% medevil art
18 1 2.38% sex love hina comics.com
19 1 2.38% sketch of the movie gladiator <P>-Jeff "I'm gonna go hide under a rock now" Greco<P>------------------

.:victims of the system
.:<A HREF="http://victims.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>victims.keenspace.com</A>