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I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic
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We share ours.VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:My sex is all kept in a drawer, a few of it is missing pairs, I only wear ones that I can pull up past my ankles, and I'm particular about making sure it goes on the correct foot. This sounds incredibly painful.Terotrous wrote:"For me, socks are like sex - tons of it about and I never seem to get any".
(This quote does not accurately describe my life - I have plenty of socks).
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but i like stretching metaphorsTerotrous wrote:There's a certain art to stopping your metaphor before it just gets weird.
like socks
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you're making me think of that show on the whateverthefuck channel, My Strange Addiction. there was this episode about a guy that's in a committed relationship with his car, they kept cutting back to the same shot of him lying underneath it and like mackin on the bumper, it was crayAhaugen wrote:I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic
That takes the metaphor back to adorableMariaAndMichelle wrote: We share ours.

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Or downright naughty.



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why not bothMariaAndMichelle wrote:Or downright naughty.![]()

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I'm pretty sure what you saw was Real Sex. It airs late at night on HBO sometimes and usually has some pretty risque segments. I saw this one episode about anatomically correct sex dolls and the girls hosting the segment gave a very thorough ...ahem... demonstration.Ahaugen wrote:I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic
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Real Sex has had some cool episodes. Mainly the ones where they explore unusual kinks. Some are so badly researched they are hilarious. And some are so badly filmed they are hilarious. Though I didn't know this show was still on.
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Yes, sex and the city angle for younger children, and babies angle for older crowd!It's like Sex and the City meets Rugrats! It'll b ea huge hit, widespread demographic apeal
My sex all have holes in it.VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote: My sex is all kept in a drawer, a few of it is missing pairs, I only wear ones that I can pull up past my ankles, and I'm particular about making sure it goes on the correct foot. This sounds incredibly painful.
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I have more sex than I know what to do with. I have Army sex that's been sitting unopened since 2009. I just keep using the same sex until they wear out.
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Socks are a bit to short.
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Some would argue they're better that way.McDuffies wrote:My sex all have holes in it.
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Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.
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You perv.Phact0rri wrote:Wait are we talking about sex now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.
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My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he doesPhact0rri wrote:Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

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Does he also always smell of Patchouli, favors tie-dyes, and listen to an unacceptable amount of The Grateful Dead?VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he doesPhact0rri wrote:Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.
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No, cuz then I wouldn't still associate with him.Phact0rri wrote:Does he also always smell of Patchouli, favors tie-dyes, and listen to an unacceptable amount of The Grateful Dead?VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he doesPhact0rri wrote:Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

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Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.
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Oddly enough, I'm the one with the dexterous toes. Quite a few times I've underestimated my toe strength and pinched someone with them and caused the person a surprising amount of pain. I think it's cuz when I grew up we weren't allowed to wear shoes in the house, so I was barefoot most hours and developed more toe coordination.McDuffies wrote:Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.
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more like footyMcDuffies wrote:handy
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That leaves the other thought in my head for people that wear those sandal socks. But depending on where you live I might be a little frightened. then again the hipsters got out of the north eastern US and took over Silverlake here. so anything is possible.
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So, stay away from devilish feet.VeryCuddlyCornpone wrote:Oddly enough, I'm the one with the dexterous toes. Quite a few times I've underestimated my toe strength and pinched someone with them and caused the person a surprising amount of pain. I think it's cuz when I grew up we weren't allowed to wear shoes in the house, so I was barefoot most hours and developed more toe coordination.McDuffies wrote:Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.