Let's talk about sex, baby

[Ahaugen]

I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic

[MariaAndMichelle]

"For me, socks are like sex - tons of it about and I never seem to get any".


(This quote does not accurately describe my life - I have plenty of socks).

My sex is all kept in a drawer, a few of it is missing pairs, I only wear ones that I can pull up past my ankles, and I'm particular about making sure it goes on the correct foot. This sounds incredibly painful.

We share ours.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

There's a certain art to stopping your metaphor before it just gets weird.

but i like stretching metaphors

like socks

ooooo-ho

I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic

you're making me think of that show on the whateverthefuck channel, My Strange Addiction. there was this episode about a guy that's in a committed relationship with his car, they kept cutting back to the same shot of him lying underneath it and like mackin on the bumper, it was cray

We share ours.

That takes the metaphor back to adorable

[MariaAndMichelle]

Or downright naughty.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Or downright naughty.

why not both

[Toxic]

I was watching this show on HBO and it had some hipster couple was copulating ... it was the awkwardest sex I had ever seen ... like a teenager's first time in the back of a 2-door Civic

I'm pretty sure what you saw was Real Sex. It airs late at night on HBO sometimes and usually has some pretty risque segments. I saw this one episode about anatomically correct sex dolls and the girls hosting the segment gave a very thorough ...ahem... demonstration.

[Phact0rri]

Real Sex has had some cool episodes. Mainly the ones where they explore unusual kinks. Some are so badly researched they are hilarious. And some are so badly filmed they are hilarious. Though I didn't know this show was still on.

[McDuffies]

It's like Sex and the City meets Rugrats! It'll b ea huge hit, widespread demographic apeal

Yes, sex and the city angle for younger children, and babies angle for older crowd!

My sex is all kept in a drawer, a few of it is missing pairs, I only wear ones that I can pull up past my ankles, and I'm particular about making sure it goes on the correct foot. This sounds incredibly painful.

My sex all have holes in it.

[Laemkral]

I have more sex than I know what to do with. I have Army sex that's been sitting unopened since 2009. I just keep using the same sex until they wear out.

[IVstudios]

Socks are a bit to short.

[MariaAndMichelle]

My sex all have holes in it.

Some would argue they're better that way.

[Phact0rri]

Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

[McDuffies]

Wait are we talking about sex now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

You perv.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he does

[Phact0rri]

Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he does

Does he also always smell of Patchouli, favors tie-dyes, and listen to an unacceptable amount of The Grateful Dead?

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Wait are we talking about socks now? I like the ones with little toes in them that fit like feet gloves.

My bf has shoes like that. Yes, he does wear them, and yes I do still associate with him while he does

Does he also always smell of Patchouli, favors tie-dyes, and listen to an unacceptable amount of The Grateful Dead?

No, cuz then I wouldn't still associate with him.

[McDuffies]

Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.

[VeryCuddlyCornpone]

Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.

Oddly enough, I'm the one with the dexterous toes. Quite a few times I've underestimated my toe strength and pinched someone with them and caused the person a surprising amount of pain. I think it's cuz when I grew up we weren't allowed to wear shoes in the house, so I was barefoot most hours and developed more toe coordination.

THE MORE YOU KNOW

also

handy

more like footy

eh?

eh?

[Phact0rri]

That leaves the other thought in my head for people that wear those sandal socks. But depending on where you live I might be a little frightened. then again the hipsters got out of the north eastern US and took over Silverlake here. so anything is possible.

[McDuffies]

Still he must be mighty handy to pick something up when you drop it on the ground and you both simultaneously have backache.

Oddly enough, I'm the one with the dexterous toes. Quite a few times I've underestimated my toe strength and pinched someone with them and caused the person a surprising amount of pain. I think it's cuz when I grew up we weren't allowed to wear shoes in the house, so I was barefoot most hours and developed more toe coordination.

So, stay away from devilish feet.