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Re: psst sarcasm warning

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Spaceprincess wrote:holy crap this thing has blown up.

Shame on all of you for hatin' on MSP comix

lets get the facts straight

fact- HornDog is a huge UNDERGROUND comic with millions of fans
fact- Horndog is the most important and infleuncal UNDERGROUND comic of all time
fact- It gets millions of visits every day
fact- its all done with out corp support and without riding other peoples dick
fact- UNDERGROUND
fact- its not furry porn
fact- everyone from the wbcl who are posting in HIS thread are jealous trolls
fact- if you diss him your dissing UNDERGROUND COMICS
fact- dissing him will kill your career current victems include Cope, IVstudios, Laemkral(though being in the US army its hard to make it worse) anyone I miss?

UNDERGROUND IS UNDERGROUND! UNDERGROUND!

dude I totally got your back. totally
Last thing I saw something this 'underground' it was one of those Romero films.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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I've been using computers since you were a stain in your mother's panties.

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Re: psst sarcasm warning

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Spaceprincess wrote:holy crap this thing has blown up.

Shame on all of you for hatin' on MSP comix

lets get the facts straight

fact- dissing him will kill your career current victems include Cope, IVstudios, Laemkral(though being in the US army its hard to make it worse) anyone I miss?
HAH!!! Awesome.
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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Bustertheclown wrote:Marry me, Spaceprincess. I'm serious.
show me the ring and I'm yours :)

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:I've been using computers since you were a stain in your mother's panties.
seriously? Really? That's where you're going.

You're not only an awesome persecuted underground comic artist with a following of millions... but you're also a tech genius as well?

Every hour this continues, I cut a year from your suspected age.

EDIT: By the way, genius. You have TD tags floating outside of a table span in your webdesign.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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1. I showed directed data from GA.
2. You ignored direct data and continued to troll.
3. If I show you anything else, you will ignore that as well.

So, why should I kowtow to you, again? Explain.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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Spaceprincess wrote:
Bustertheclown wrote:Marry me, Spaceprincess. I'm serious.
show me the ring and I'm yours :)
Does it have to be fancy? This could be a deal-breaker...
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:1. I showed directed data from GA.
2. You ignored direct data and continued to troll.
3. If I show you anything else, you will ignore that as well.

So, why should I kowtow to you, again? Explain.

You showed nothing. You TOLD us you had data. You didn't even provide it in a format that GA would provide the data in. Copy and paste the TEXT on your site's initial report.

Do that.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:I've been using computers since you were a stain in your mother's panties.
And yet, at 25 I am capable of taking screen shots on any known Mac OS, Windows OS, or Linux OS...and you are not? So really, you're just an incompetent who is incapable of learning a task despite having longer to do so. You had a headstart on this, and you failed miserably at it. My mother is by that definition more technically capable than you. I know TWO YEAR OLDS who are BY THIS DEFINITION more capable than you.

The right response really isn't the path you've chosen, one of arrogance, because I am taking it and turning it on you to make you look EVEN MORE FOOLISH. You are trying to insult me with the "I'm older and know more blah blah blah" and YET YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO DO THIS SIMPLE THING. If we were arguing about technical nuances, perhaps a veteran status would be beneficial to you, but I'm holding your hand like a little child and walking you through this most basic of computing tasks because:

YOU ARE JUST THAT SAD.
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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I SHOWED YOU THE FUCKING DATA.

If you need more data, you need your head examined.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:1. I showed directed data from GA.
2. You ignored direct data and continued to troll.
3. If I show you anything else, you will ignore that as well.

So, why should I kowtow to you, again? Explain.
I live in a mansion made of pewter and marble. It is set in a 50 acre estate with it's own private zoo, theme park and miniature golf course. The keyboard I'm typing on is made of platinum and diamonds. I bought all this with the profits from my Zazzle store.

As evidence I will tell you that my store says I have made over nine billion pound. Unfortunately I can't take a screenshot on this computer.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:Can somebody ban all these TWCL cunts? They clearly don't have accounts on CG, and they're only here to harass CG members and advertise their preferred message board.
One! One CG member! And because Laemkral put it so well, I shall repeat it:
Laemkral wrote:Learn to count. LEARN TO COUNT. LEARN TO COUNT!
MSPcomix wrote:
ChaosBurnFlame wrote:Dude... a comic with NO ARCHIVE AND NO COMICS brings more traffic than YOU DO!
I POSTED DIRECT DATA FROM GOOGLE ANALYCTICS.

You're arguing with facts, you moron.
Where? You've mentioned numbers that could not be verified and your defense for not providing verification is:
MSPcomix wrote:What part of MY COMPUTER WON'T LET ME DO THAT do you not understand?
Is your print screen key broken? You claim to use Vista. Print screen works with Vista. I know this because I've done it very often. If you really don't know how, here's a quick guide on how to do it:

1. Find the Print Screen key on your keyboard (If you've got a kezboard like me or some other foreign device, look up what it'd be called)
2. Press Print Screen
3. Open a graphic editing program (even MS Paint will work)
4. Click on "paste" or press Ctrl V

Presto! You've managed to make a screenshot. The idea that your computer will not allow you to do this and have Windows Vista running on it is highly unrealistic.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:1. I showed directed data from GA.
2. You ignored direct data and continued to troll.
3. If I show you anything else, you will ignore that as well.

So, why should I kowtow to you, again? Explain.
1. You never showed data. You typed bald-faced lies into a text box on a forum website. You provided no evidence to support your claim.
2. I showed you data. I showed you your little counter and caught you in a lie about website visits. YOU ignored ME about how you had only 17,773 hits rather than the 17 million you claimed.
3. I proceeded to mathematically dismantle the data on hand and show that you have at best...an average of 30 some odd unique visits a day if we're being generous given a year's worth of time to accrue hits on the counter.
4. I just pwned the crap out of you on your inability to operate a computer.

Why should you kowtow to me? Because you're acting like a child. And children should do what grown-ups tell them to.
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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I posted exact numbers from GA. The numbers I posted were PRETTY SPECIFIC. Why would I make up the numbers I gave? If I wanted to make up numbers, I would have said that I had a zillion hits. Why would I only say that I had a thousand?

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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Bustertheclown wrote:
Spaceprincess wrote:
Bustertheclown wrote:Marry me, Spaceprincess. I'm serious.
show me the ring and I'm yours :)
Does it have to be fancy? This could be a deal-breaker...
nothing too fancy something like the one bilbo found will do, so i can cover middle earth in darkness, the usual



the guy has shown you data and has destroyed all of your wimpy flawed logic with his mastery of spurious reasoning.

its obvious he has millions and millions of fans, thats why they've all shown up here to support him

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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STOP TROLLING

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:Please ban the TWCL fools.
Why, Actually I have been meaning to sign up here anyway, notably due to my admin of the Webcomic List Awards site and since its listed here, its a good idea to keep my hand in.

You know the Webcomic List Awards that you lamely tried to rig last year my dear nincompoop, not realising that unlike yourself I have been doing Website Development since 1999 and know how to trap cheats easy.

Please shut up! you fecking twit faced twitzilla, who seems so hell bent on making a sodding scene everywhere you go. We at the TWCL are not unkind people just we will point out and take the pee out of anyone with a bad attitude. From what I see here, people are quite chilled and lets face it twit, if everywhere you go (TWCL, here and the Zappa forum to name just some) you start saying rubbish, starting fights and the like, the problem isn't me or the rest of the TWCL forum, the problem is with you.

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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:I SHOWED YOU THE FUCKING DATA.

If you need more data, you need your head examined.
Did you fail out of your science classes? Statistics? Debate? Any class at any level which would have instructed you on how "proof" works? Where we aren't obligated to accept a God damned thing you say as being truthful, and you are supposed to show EXTERNAL evidence to SUPPORT that claim? Do you need to be given that lesson now, on how PROOF, DATA, and VALIDATION work in the scientific method? Seriously? Are you being serious or belligerent? Because I honestly don't think someone could be as ignorant as you and actually live somewhere that has electricity.

MSPcomix wrote:STOP TROLLING
Not agreeing with you is not trolling. You came into our house, and you started this.
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Re: Shit Sandwich

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MSPcomix wrote:I SHOWED YOU THE FUCKING DATA.

If you need more data, you need your head examined.
We need to be able to verify said data. You can claim anything and given the severe contradictions in your claims, taking your word and only your word for it is not logical.

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