Toxic wrote:Dear North Korea,
Please don't blow us up.
No. Wrong. Let's try this letter:
Dear North Korea,
Do it, punk. We dare you. Fire your missile cause the Navy and Air Force are getting bored and quite frankly they want to bomb something. Newsflash: we don't need to invade you anymore, we can clear a path with cruise missiles and fly Blackhawks with Army Rangers right into your capitol. Son, we will FUCK. YOU. UP.
United States of "38,000 Soldiers on your doorstep, and the Pacific fleet anchored in Japan" America.
There we go. All they need to do is make one provocative move and I assure you, the military will have a big grin on its face. NK may not go down as easy as Iraq, but I also don't see a VietCong or Al Qaeda type insurgency taking hold. For starters, they're all Koreans, so there's no populace division like in the Middle East. Second, there's no neighboring countries harboring the anti-American sentiment necessary to fuel an insurgency (looking at you, Iran and Syria). Finally, China doesn't have their back anymore, not like they used to. The Red Army will not march south and defend the parallel against UN troops.
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Heed these words: I do not draw. Photos if you're lucky.