Ahaugen wrote:Dear America,
We're bigger, and we're on top. If this were prison, you'd be our bitch.
Love,
Canada
Toxic wrote:Dear North Korea,
Please don't blow us up.
Sincerely,
United States
Dragonkingdoms wrote:Ahaugen wrote:Dear America,
We're bigger, and we're on top. If this were prison, you'd be our bitch.
Love,
Canada
Dear Canada,
Yes, you are bigger and on top, but most of you is empty. Many of your citizens are huddled close to our border for warmth. Perhaps Global Warming wouldn't be such a bad thing for you, because you could then grow crops almost to the Arctic Circle instead of barely above the Great Lakes. Also note how the continent is called North America and not North Canada.
Love, America.
Killbert-Robby wrote:Dear America,
I broke a bone the other day. I got it fixed free of charge without bankrupting myself.
Love,
Canada
Rkolter wrote:
Dear North Korea,
We have somewhere around 1000-1200 nuclear weapons, each of which is significantly more powerful than yours. We are under obligation to reduce our stores of nuclear weapons to make the world a safer place. Some of us wonder if sending them to you, under their own power, wouldn't kill two birds with one stone. Just saying, bitch.
Sincerely,
USA.
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