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Fun Euphemisms

Postby Aeridus on Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:43 am

"I'd like to plant my Jolly Roger on her poopdeck!"

"Today's forecast is golden showers with a chance of snowballing."

"I wonder if she'll let me echo in her valley..."
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Re: Fun Euphemisms

Postby Chthulhu on Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:58 am

I've usually heard that third one as "... yodel in her valley." <G>
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Re: Fun Euphemisms

Postby Heart on Wed Jun 10, 2009 2:06 pm

Here's some of Burgess Meredith's best ones. :D
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Re: Fun Euphemisms

Postby Kittyboymuffin on Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:00 pm

I know someone on an IRC server who has a "!date" script which randomly produces a date with a selection of his favorite anime and video game characters (mostly in the form of "You take [character name] to [location]. Afterward, you [randomly selected end result, usually a Bad End of some sort, though there are several character-specific results]"). Some of them are Interesting Euphemisms taken from references, i.e. "Afterward, you fill her dark soul with light, if you take my meaning" or "you pierce her heavens with your XXX" or "you perform an Amorous Action on her" ...
A catboy is fine too. And I dancedancedance and I dancedancedance!

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Re: Fun Euphemisms

Postby Aeridus on Sat Jun 13, 2009 8:29 am

Hah, I want that script.
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