One Dart, slightly used...

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Sun Mar 04, 2001 2:52 am

...Thoroughly abused, Who's idea was it to send a Fighter-Jock on a Medevac flight?? Maaaan, it's gonna take a month to replace the structural damage to the Portside wing alone!!! (damn, I hate these Warranty jobs...Thirty-year free maintenance guarantee my @$$!!!) oh lookit the burned parts... *sigh* and did you HAVE to get blood on open structure??? oh. OH. okay, ohkay... Yes, it's covered on your warrantee... (Never again, never ever ever go for another Exedran Military Contract...)

Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Tue Mar 06, 2001 7:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by KimiG:
 heeee...max was pretty rough on that dart, wasn't he? but he did get them away from the missiles and boy is he hot!! i wanna lick him! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue. ... >smoochies,
KimiG<HR></BLOCKQUOTE><img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/shocked.gif"> KIMI!!!! Stop licking Max!!! Lick me, instead!!! Remember, we agreed I'd get 10 licks to every one you give Max. I want my 10 licks.<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro, the lick-deprived

Max · Post by **Max** » Tue Mar 06, 2001 7:56 am

Hoooookay. First of all, nobody insults my flying and *censored* lives. It ain't my fault that oversized metal slug can't take any *censored* g's or a *censored* roll!! How the *censored* else can you evade a *censored censored* missile?!?And as for you, ponytail boy, shut up about the licks. The little lady can give me as many licks as she wants. If you got anything to say to me about it, you'll be more than lick-deprived, for damn sure.By the way, how do you rate *censored* icons?!? And how do I turn off this *censored censored censored* censoring?!? This is making me *censored* mad, already!!!------------------
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KimiG · Post by **KimiG** » Tue Mar 06, 2001 10:29 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cannonshop:
...Thoroughly abused, Who's idea was it to send a Fighter-Jock on a Medevac flight?? Maaaan, it's gonna take a month to replace the structural damage to the Portside wing alone!!! (damn, I hate these Warranty jobs...Thirty-year free maintenance guarantee my @$$!!!) oh lookit the burned parts... *sigh* and did you HAVE to get blood on open structure??? oh. OH. okay, ohkay... Yes, it's covered on your warrantee... (Never again, never ever ever go for another Exedran Military Contract...)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>heeee...max was pretty rough on that dart, wasn't he? but he did get them away from the missiles and boy is he hot!! i wanna lick him! <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue. ... >smoochies,
KimiG

Ashandra · Post by **Ashandra** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 1:46 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:
Hoooookay. First of all, nobody insults my flying and *censored* lives. It ain't my fault that oversized metal slug can't take any *censored* g's or a *censored* roll!! How the *censored* else can you evade a *censored censored* missile?!?And as for you, ponytail boy, shut up about the licks. The little lady can give me as many licks as she wants. If you got anything to say to me about it, you'll be more than lick-deprived, for damn sure.By the way, how do you rate *censored* icons?!? And how do I turn off this *censored censored censored* censoring?!? This is making me *censored* mad, already!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>*goes running for the nearest table and dives behind it*Oh lord! Now we're going to have a *censored* fight going on here, and I sure as *censored* don't wanna be around for it...*cough*All right, enough of that. Come on, Gen-chan. I'll take care of you. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">By the way, Max...you KNOW you have no chance with the blonde, right? I mean, she just ended up SHOOTING her last lover. Do you REALLY want to go there?Ash
*snuggles Genjiro so he feels better*

Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 2:02 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ashandra:
 *goes running for the nearest table and dives behind it*Oh lord! Now we're going to have a *censored* fight going on here, and I sure as *censored* don't wanna be around for it...*cough*All right, enough of that. Come on, Gen-chan. I'll take care of you. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">By the way, Max...you KNOW you have no chance with the blonde, right? I mean, she just ended up SHOOTING her last lover. Do you REALLY want to go there?Ash
*snuggles Genjiro so he feels better*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Yeeks...who let the gorilla out of his cage?!? Somebody get the tranquilizer gun!!!***jumps behind table with Ash chan***I don't think I want to fight, right now. I'd rather get some snuggles and pets. Maybe later, eh? Like when I can fight back, maybe??<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/razz.gif"> to Max. Ash is right, too. You do not want to mess with Ilyana. She's mean!!!!!!!!! But then, maybe she'd be a good match for you, since you're pretty mean, yourself. You could probably have fun beating each other up.<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... **snuggles up with Ash***Genjiro

Genjiro · Post by **Genjiro** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 2:05 am

Thank you for the licks, Kimi chan! Twenty is a good number. Just be sure to keep up the ratio of 10 to 1, okay?? Max is too mean to be licked on.<img src="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/ ... Genjiro

Max · Post by **Max** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 2:15 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ashandra:

All right, enough of that. Come on, Gen-chan. I'll take care of you. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.g ... TE>Yeah, yeah, go ahead and coddle him. Guess babies are supposed to get coddled. ***chuckle*** <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
By the way, Max...you KNOW you have no chance with the blonde, right? I mean, she just ended up SHOOTING her last lover. Do you REALLY want to go there?Ash
*snuggles Genjiro so he feels better*<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Whaddya mean I have no chance with her?!? I'm good lookin', aren't I?!? I got personality, don't I?!? I'm a caring and sensitive guy, aren't I?!? And I don't give a *censored* what she did to her last lover. For her, I'd risk it. She's my kind of woman!!------------------
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Max · Post by **Max** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 2:23 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by KimiG:
pssst...max, calm down tough guy and have a lick <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"> I like you but you better know if you hurt little Gen chan you'll be in a world of sorryness!!! not just from me but from Ash and Jazz and Ilyana, and you DON'T want Ilyana mad at you. As for me i got the good ole french bread, babes, and i ain't afraid to use it!!smoochies,
KimiG<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Oh, I ain't gonna hurt him. I don't beat up on guys who can't fight back. I'll wait until he's upright, again. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">Oh yeah, and about that French bread...be careful. I might like that. Feisty women turn me on. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif">------------------
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Max · Post by **Max** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 2:31 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Genjiro:
 Yeeks...who let the gorilla out of his cage?!? Somebody get the tranquilizer gun!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sigh...since you're not in your right mind, right now, I'll make like I didn't hear that. Otherwise, I'd have to rip your pretty head off and use your skull for a toilet. On second thought, that sounds like fun. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif"> <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
***jumps behind table with Ash chan***I don't think I want to fight, right now. I'd rather get some snuggles and pets. Maybe later, eh? Like when I can fight back, maybe??<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You can bet on it, bubbo. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>
 <IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/razz.gif"> to Max. Ash is right, too. You do not want to mess with Ilyana. She's mean!!!!!!!!! But then, maybe she'd be a good match for you, since you're pretty mean, yourself. You could probably have fun beating each other up. <IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/wink.gif"> ***snuggles up with Ash***Genjiro<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Don't stick your tongue out at me, kid, at least not if you want to keep it. I'd be happy as a clam to wrestle with that fine lady. And you can bet your sweet *censored* that I'm gonna!!*censored censored* it!! Turn off this *censored censored censored* censoring *censored*!!!***huff, huff, huff***BTW, if I'm gonna hang out in here, I need icons, too. I don't want that skinny kid showing me up and making faces at me.
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Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 6:22 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:
Hoooookay. First of all, nobody insults my flying and *censored* lives. It ain't my fault that oversized metal slug can't take any *censored* g's or a *censored* roll!! How the *censored* else can you evade a *censored censored* missile?!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Major, no offense, nobody but a One-Seater could think that an insertion/extraction in HOT enemy territory is a trick for a barely-armed medevac slick, ALONE. Besides, at the speeds you take off and land at,(in a Dart) a Fighter falls right out of the sky. By the way... is that a spider on your shoulder, Max?

KimiG · Post by **KimiG** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 11:16 am

KimiG · Post by **KimiG** » Wed Mar 07, 2001 11:21 am

pssst...max, calm down tough guy and have a lick <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"> I like you but you better know if you hurt little Gen chan you'll be in a world of sorryness!!! not just from me but from Ash and Jazz and Ilyana, and you DON'T want Ilyana mad at you. As for me i got the good ole french bread, babes, and i ain't afraid to use it!!smoochies,
KimiG

Ashandra · Post by **Ashandra** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 3:52 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:
 Don't stick your tongue out at me, kid, at least not if you want to keep it. I'd be happy as a clam to wrestle with that fine lady. And you can bet your sweet *censored* that I'm gonna!!*censored censored* it!! Turn off this *censored censored censored* censoring *censored*!!!***huff, huff, huff***BTW, if I'm gonna hang out in here, I need icons, too. I don't want that skinny kid showing me up and making faces at me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Hmm...I'm not so sure I like this guy. I mean, how arrogant can one guy be? Oh, I know he's a pilot, and they're supposed to be arrogant. But Max takes the cake.By the way, *censored*, if you want to take me to task for how I handle things around here, well...let's just step outside and see how well you handle this little redhead.Ash
Who does NOT like being laughed at, bub.

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 5:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:
 I did all right. And notice that stupid flying elephant has no military markings on it. Whenever it hits enemy territory, its IFF says it's a commercial jet--one of theirs. The transponder blips their commercial frequency. It's supposed to be covert. Fighter cover would sure as hell draw attention to it. You'd think the nitwit who designed it woulda given it more countermeasures, though. And...wait...did you say spider?? Where?!? ***looks at both shoulders and slaps at them*** Nyah!! Did I get it?!? Did I?!?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
(reaches out, plucks something from Max's shoulder) Relax, I was mistaken (apologetic tone), Loose string from the patch, happens, the DI's used to call e'm "Spiders" or "Rappelling Ropes." better chill, though, Diane's headed this way, and she's lookin' at you. Didn't know that'd spook you like that... Oh, did you say this one's got the old AN/TpQ 451 Countermeasure package? no wonder... Didn't you guys get the Upgrade kit we shipped last month?

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 5:54 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Genjiro:
 Hmph. I'll have you know I'm an 8th Dan in Kyokushinkai. Which means, at the very very least, you could not catch me. I might not pay attention sometimes, but I'm fast. <IMG SRC="http://www.kyokipress.com/images/icons/razz.gif">
Haste is not Speed. after all, you did fail to outrun those 180 grain bits of metal, didn't you? Got Hasty in your thinking, didn't pay attention... If I were you, I would reflect upon this as I recovered, and work on THINKING as quickly as you move. After all, you may need to save Ilyana's butt at some point, and if you aren't paying attention and thinking, the opportunity to balance your Karmic debt is lost.Genjiro<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Cannonshop · Post by **Cannonshop** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 6:06 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Kaichi:
 You'd think the nitwit who was flying it would've just waited for that 'copter to leave the area, instead of charging in like a mad bull and blasting it off the displays of every scan within 200 miles.(~-^)
Kaichi
(the nitwit who designed it)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sometimes, a Hot insertion is necessary, esp. when there's a man on the ground. Check out some Historical data on the Vietnam War, a big percentage of the choppers lost there were taken out during Medical Evacuation in a Hot LZ. Now, Max maybe didn't make the right call there, but, then agian, maybe he made the only call he could, a matter of choosing between bad, and worse. Over all, he did a good job with what he had. Where a board of Inquiry might have questions is a hell of a lot further up the chain of command, where, (again) compromises had to be made, and this returns to a Bad/Worse scenario up THERE. Monday Morning Quarterbacking is a long-recognized sport with Oversight committees that don't risk their lily-white behinds on the front lines. I've engaged in some right here, myself, but, in the end, it's a matter of circumstances dictate our actions, and those actions often have Murphy's Arse attached.
On a side note: Am I right in guessing that Max's Crew Chief looks really hot when she isn't in a Sweat-Bag covered in hydraulic fluid?--^

Max · Post by **Max** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:32 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Cannonshop:

Major, no offense, nobody but a One-Seater could think that an insertion/extraction in HOT enemy territory is a trick for a barely-armed medevac slick, ALONE. Besides, at the speeds you take off and land at,(in a Dart) a Fighter falls right out of the sky. By the way... is that a spider on your shoulder, Max? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I did all right. And notice that stupid flying elephant has no military markings on it. Whenever it hits enemy territory, its IFF says it's a commercial jet--one of theirs. The transponder blips their commercial frequency. It's supposed to be covert. Fighter cover would sure as hell draw attention to it. You'd think the nitwit who designed it woulda given it more countermeasures, though. And...wait...did you say spider?? Where?!? ***looks at both shoulders and slaps at them*** Nyah!! Did I get it?!? Did I?!?------------------
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Max · Post by **Max** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:40 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ashandra:
 Hmm...I'm not so sure I like this guy. I mean, how arrogant can one guy be? Oh, I know he's a pilot, and they're supposed to be arrogant. But Max takes the cake.By the way, *censored*, if you want to take me to task for how I handle things around here, well...let's just step outside and see how well you handle this little redhead.Ash
Who does NOT like being laughed at, bub.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Ooh! A redhead!!! Feistyness personified!!! Looks like you're my kinda woman, too... Wanna wrestle?!? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">BTW, I ain't laughing at you. I'm laughing at the way that kid brings out the mother in you women. Pet him, coddle him, snuggle him...sheesh!! Pardon me while I puke. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/wink.gif">------------------
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ZOMBIE USER 866 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 866** » Thu Mar 08, 2001 10:49 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Max:
 You'd think the nitwit who designed it woulda given it more countermeasures, though.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>You'd think the nitwit who was flying it would've just waited for that 'copter to leave the area, instead of charging in like a mad bull and blasting it off the displays of every scan within 200 miles.(~-^)Kaichi
(the nitwit who designed it)