by Tbolt on Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:02 am
Oh! This is too priceless to pass up! =^^=
Football player: I can hit people real hard and make them fall over! Then I can take an inflatable pig bladder, run up to 100 yards with it while hitting people and making them fall over! Let's see... I can also kick the pig bladder up to seventy yards to someone else, then hit them and make them fall over! Uhhh,... If someone drops the pig bladder, I can scoop it up real fast, run away with it, and if anyone tries to stop me, I hit them and make them fall over! Oh yeah, and I can kick the pig bladder through a pair of sticks pointed in the air! While a whole gang of people try to hit me and make me fall over...
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Did I mention that I can hit people very hard and make them fall over?
Jock-bashing, how cathartic! =^^=
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