and FUCK AGAIN
I got a friendly email today. So the past few months have been like this
Apply to OCAS, Ontario college application thingy
SORRY ONE OF YOUR PAPERS DIDNT COME THROUGH, GET A NEW ONE
Apply for new diploma
Express it over
OK THIS IS AWESOME, BUT ONCE, BACK IN MIDDLE SCHOOL, YOU GOT A C+ IN ENGLISH, AND YOU'RE ALSO *FOREIGN* (dun dun dunnnn), SO YOU HAVE TO TAKE AN ENGLISH EXAM, KAY!?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, fine, I'll sit it
AWESOME, HOW ABOUT WE GIVE YOU A CONDITIONAL OFFER AND YOU CAN SIT IT HERE?
Thank you very much, I shall do that.
WHOOPS, JUST LOOKED UP THE REQUIREMENTS, CANT GIVE YOU A CONDITIONAL
Very well, I shall sit the exam here, in a couple weeks, then wait a month for the results
Keep up correspondence
Here are my results!
AWESOME, WE'LL JUST WAIT FOR OUR HARD COPY AND STICK YOU INTO THE COURSE
LETS GET THAT VISA OF YOURS GOING WHILE WE WAIT
More time passes
SO WE GOT THE RESULTS, GOOD JOB ON GETTING AN A+++ IN YOUR EXPENSIVE LAST MINUTE TOEFL, OH, BTW, DID I FORGET TO TELL YOU? WHEN I LOOKED UP THE REQUIREMENTS, IT SAID THIS COURSE ISN'T OPEN TO *FOREIGNERS*
I am pissed as hell, I've lost months, and sank $1.5k+ into this, and only NOW does she tell me that the course isn't open to foreigners. I'm going to have many very stiff drinks, sober up, and by then its Canadian office hours and I'm going to rip her a new one so big she'll literally be shitting bricks