If you need to be told these aren't serious, see a psychologist...Quickly!
No matter what you do, someone will hate you for it...So get a jump on them and hate everyone else, first!
Friends are forever...So jerk them around and use them, cause the suckers will never leave!
It's the thought that counts...So think of doing nice things for a few minutes and you'll be all caught up!
If you havn't seen farther...It's because no-one will let you near those giants with an axe!
Cracked life lessons
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Cracked life lessons
by Narf the Mouse on Thu Sep 11, 2008 11:38 pm
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'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
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Re: Cracked life lessons
by Dustman on Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:16 am
Before you insult someone, walk a mile in their shoes... That way, when you insult them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
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Accio Shotgun B#@%! -- Tom the Fanboy
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