If you need to be told these aren't serious, see a psychologist...Quickly!
No matter what you do, someone will hate you for it...So get a jump on them and hate everyone else, first!
Friends are forever...So jerk them around and use them, cause the suckers will never leave!
It's the thought that counts...So think of doing nice things for a few minutes and you'll be all caught up!
If you havn't seen farther...It's because no-one will let you near those giants with an axe!