Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:43 am

Soccer mom cure: Fill up your SUV with gas and look at the bill. Once your head explodes, you'll cease to be a soccer mom.

On a serious note, we finally won here in Chicagoland: we have the highest gas prices in the nation.

Harrison Ford

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:10 am

WOOHOO.

*pops some Cristal*

Jay-Z.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:15 am

WOO! WE WON WE WON!

*dumps gas all over coach duff*

Oh shit, that was $70.00! Does that mean the Gatorade is in my gas tank!?

Abner Ravenwood

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:22 am

I'd be such a terrible coach.

I need a cigarette now.

Dave Wanstedt.

Nanda · Post by **Nanda** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:25 am

I don't have an SUV. Guess I'm safe afterall.

Lil' Abner

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:37 am

I missed my old Jeep all this winter because I got stuck a lot and did a 180 on a busy road. But right now, after it took $60+ to fill my Volvo (last time I got gas, it was still a cheap $3.95), I don't miss it anymore. It got 13 mpg and it fell apart like many American cars, which pains me to say.

Yeahduff wrote:I'd be such a terrible coach.

I need a cigarette now.

Dave Wanstedt.

Oh my god, you'd totally suck.

PortableNuke · Post by **PortableNuke** » Fri May 23, 2008 4:59 pm

I'm getting to drive my Mom's Focus SVT around for the day since my SE-R is sitting dead. It's a blast to drive, but it's going to hurt when I have to fill the tank with premium.

John Dory?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:52 am

I put regular in my car and the engine got fucked up. I got it fixed and put silver in it again, and it runs better. It made me sad because regular is cheaper. But oh well, not fucking up the engine is cheaper in the long run.

Mr. Bill

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:56 am

Lesbians blow a lot on gas.

Ellen Page.

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Wed May 28, 2008 7:59 am

Lesbians gotta get to work, yo.

Kung-Fu Pencougher

PortableNuke · Post by **PortableNuke** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:28 am

There's a lot of carpet in the world, and someone has to lay it.

Jack Black with a better joke?

TheSuburbanLetdown · Post by **TheSuburbanLetdown** » Tue Jun 03, 2008 8:48 am

I need to go back to God's outlet store and get a new brain.

Phil Selway

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:09 am

Try god's repair shoppe first. You probably just need a tune-up.

Slippy Toad.

PortableNuke · Post by **PortableNuke** » Fri Jun 06, 2008 2:28 pm

The caffeine needs to kick in.

Kim Cattrall?

Col · Post by **Col** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:08 am

Hancock was a surprisingly good movie!

Big Willie Weekend

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:41 am

The commercials suggested to me that the first half-hour would be great and then that would be about it.

Also, we have a movie thread, y'know.

And hey, what's up?

Roky Erickson.

Col · Post by **Col** » Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:59 am

Oh yeah, I forgot that thread was a movie thread.

Nothing new with me. You? Have I missed anything notable around here?

Ebert

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:24 am

Nah, nothing of note going on here. Tired, as usual.

Robert Van Winkle.

Man in a suit · Post by **Man in a suit** » Wed Jul 09, 2008 6:25 pm

Sorry, I ran over as soon as I was summoned...
but I'm pretty out of shape... soooo... yeah.

Don't smoke while pumping gas. 'Sbad.

Machiavelli

Yeahduff · Post by **Yeahduff** » Thu Jul 10, 2008 8:18 am

I need to run on some kinda regular basis. This is pathetic.

Michael Johnson.

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