Hmm. Perhaps I was a bit TOO honest in my choices here. I didn't see any options for broad shoulders, iron jaws, ripped abs, biceps that move like volkswagens parallel-parking, buns of steel--...hmm. Well, I guess they figure if you spend your time making portraits of yourself as a Simpson, you probably don't have any of those things, eh?
Get your filthy stereotypes off of me, you damn dirty profilers!