Oh god that brought back memories.
Back when I was a wee midget, my grandmother used to take me to the beach. There would always be this man walking around in a G string, which Safta would call "Assman" in what ever language happened to pop in her head. Good times, good times.
The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Intentions.
Unfortunately, It Is A 4 Lane Highway,
And I Don't Recommend Playing In Traffic
*Tilts And Rubs The Back Of His Head And Smiles Through A Blush*
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