Q: 'Scuse-me, but why are some grumpy-looking angels knocking on our front door?
A: I am teaching (pause for effect) the alphabet to the ants.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"