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Q: Why did John's earth elemental stop coming when he summoned her?

A: That's when you run away!
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Q: So what do you do after your Fighter says "Man, even for a dragon you're ugly!"?

A: Because ducks have feathers!
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Q: So when you said that it was 'Crazy Answer Day' today, what did you mean?

A: Salad. Green Salad.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom

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How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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Q: Any last requests, Mr. Bond? (Cheesy, I know, but it fits)

A: A submarine, two toy trucks and a scale model Galactus!
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Q: What did an age regressed Doctor Doom ask from Santa for Christmas?

A: Nor do I, but its right behind you.
There are two things that are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity- Albert Einstien
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Q: "I don't know, what has three fanged jaws, fifty-two ripping claws and one glaring eye?"

A: Elementally, my dear Watson!
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Q: Where did you learn basic Algerbra at Holmes?

A: And unstoppable Annoying machine which loves cheese and desires world conquest!
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Q: What is the most clichéd "random" answer you can think of?

A: A cleaning product and a mythical hero.
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Q: Why would the suicidal lit major want to eat Ajax?

A: A reminder that anyone can get too big fir his britches.
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Q: What do you call a lumberjack that a giant tree's just fallen on?

A: Bondo. James Bondo.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom

Mortal and proud of it!!

How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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Q: What is the name of Car Talk's autobody expert? (Though I sometimes listen to the show, I do admit I googled that one...)

A: Dr. Shole is not all he is cracked up to be...
My name made sense when I first thought it up.

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Q: Why is your workboot on fire?

A: Fdisk! Format! Reinstall! Doo-da! Doo-da!
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Q. What is the theme song for the Blue Screen of Death?

A. The +3 Pan of Frying
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Q: Isn't there anything more practical that fire enchantment could be used on?

A: He was never seen again...
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Q: Poor man. Went and said "That's a mighty small mace!" to Hawkgirl.

A: I calculated pi to infinity and the universe blew up!
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'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
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Q: 'Scuse-me, but why are some grumpy-looking angels knocking on our front door?

A: I am teaching (pause for effect) the alphabet to the ants.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom

Mortal and proud of it!!

How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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Q. Why are you writing A-Z in syrup?

A. ....three utter dweebs, two total geeks, and a nerd, on a pc.
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Q: What was the winning entry in the Geek Acrobatics tournament?

A: Castor and Pollux won.
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Q: How did the popularity contest of illegitimate children end?

A: Knee-deep in fish.
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Q: ...Why did you get attacked by penguins?

A: ...After the Polar Bear and BBQ incedent...
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'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
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