Vs. Battle Preliminaries

SpriteMeister · Post by **SpriteMeister** » Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:57 pm

No, just when need arises, let the judges know why your character shouldn't be considered dead yet.

Silfedac · Post by **Silfedac** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 4:06 pm

SpriteMeister wrote:Silfedac is the champion.

I will take my win in a dignified manner, which happens not to have anything to do with the word 'BOOSH'. After all, we practice good sportsmanship here.

SpriteMeister · Post by **SpriteMeister** » Mon Oct 29, 2007 8:31 pm

I love being a moderator.

I also harbor an almost creepy love for my wonderful friend SleepingOrange.

He Roxxzors my Boxxzors.

He also loves moderation.

Remember that I can edit my own posts, too. Let's not get the higher-ups involved, okay?

Of course, I should remember he was just making a point about his love of moderating, and I should be cool about it, 'cause that's how I roll.

Totally, dawg.

Silfedac · Post by **Silfedac** » Tue Oct 30, 2007 12:56 pm

Worth it!

Darth Cloaked Guy · Post by **Darth Cloaked Guy** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:21 am

((So just what am I fighting? All I know is the name, and apparently that she has big feet.))

SleepingOrange · Post by **SleepingOrange** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:28 pm

Roseanne Barr, from the TV show Roseanne. She's a short, fat woman with a nasal voice and a serious control issue. She's lower-middle class white trash, and has a large husband and three children.

Silfedac · Post by **Silfedac** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:50 pm

OOH, can she summon them ala chocobo stampede?

SleepingOrange · Post by **SleepingOrange** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:53 pm

Well, she did assassinate you with one of her daughters, if you remember.

Silfedac · Post by **Silfedac** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:03 pm

Ah. I thought that "DARLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN" was just her battle cry.

SleepingOrange · Post by **SleepingOrange** » Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:27 pm

Nope, Darlene is her middle child, the precursor-to-emo one.

SpriteMeister · Post by **SpriteMeister** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:53 pm

Might as well get the next one ready while we wait for DCG. Somebody else gets to be judge this time.

Battle #3
Entrants: 2 (SpriteMeister, SleepingOrange)
Warriors: Xylina (If I Pay Thee Not in Gold), Captain Bibliography(the Brooding Mage)
Duration: 20 posts (or until neither contestant can act)
Arena: Colosseum
Judge: Silfedac

As always, feel free to request any changes.

Silfedac · Post by **Silfedac** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:36 pm

Judge=me! I call dibs!

SleepingOrange · Post by **SleepingOrange** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:49 pm

I figure for the sake of being systematic, since I've already gone against the other two people that come here regularly, I should go against you too; after this, Silf or you or DCG should fight every-one they haven't fought, and so on. Tell me what you think.

Also, who? This Xylina of yours... I know her not...

Silfedac · Post by **Silfedac** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 6:53 pm

I checked wiki, it sent me to a list of Emily Dickenson poems, but I find nothing.

SpriteMeister · Post by **SpriteMeister** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:13 pm

Yeah, I went to put a Wiki link with her name, but found no article about her.
She's a powerful conjurer who is banished upon her coming-of-age because the Queen is afraid of being overthrown by the only other conjurer more powerful than herself (side note women can conjure, men can't; men are slaves). She isn't much at all physically (unless you count looks ((what do you expect, Piers Anthony helped write it)) ) and won't kill someone unless she absolutely has to, but she's quite a fighter.

Edit: Oh, and she has a really buff slave that she won in her coming-of-age ceremony, much to everyone's (but the reader's) surprise. His name is Faro.

Silfedac · Post by **Silfedac** » Fri Nov 30, 2007 7:53 pm

Yes, as has been said by others *coughORANGEcough*, Mr. Anthony can be quite an ideal gas.

EDIT: Wow, that last fight got kinda nasty. It's like Orange and Dom back on the Bifforums.

MOVED IN FROM VS. BATTLE 3: (I'd say fair boundaries would be 100 square yards.)

SpriteMeister · Post by **SpriteMeister** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 4:43 pm

New set of rules. (see first page)

As we're setting up our next battle, I would like potential contestants to think of their motives, as noted in the rules.

Battle #4
Entrants: 2 (Bandgeek, SleepingOrange)
Warriors: Radioactive Blob (Chuck Norris form), Jell
Duration: 20 posts (or until neither contestant can act)
Arena: Colosseum (Boundaries: 100-Yard diameter)
Judge: SpriteMeister

As always, feel free to request any changes.

Bandgeek · Post by **Bandgeek** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:00 pm

I'll join with a medium sized glob of radioactive orange goo starting off in the shape of Chuck Noris.

SpriteMeister · Post by **SpriteMeister** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:53 pm

Orange, what's the deal? You were on for the DnD campaign but didn't pick your warrior? Do you want someone else to join the battle instead?

SleepingOrange · Post by **SleepingOrange** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 3:59 pm

No, I'm still thinking... Okay, fine here:

Jell (from Monster Rancher)
Jells are gelatinous monsters with high life, defense, and intelligence. They are very mutable and can transform into a variety of shapes. Being that they aren't exactly composed of cells, radiation would be pretty much a non-factor.

They resemble a human made of clear blue gel from the waist up, except their eyes are hollow, their mouth is generally distended, and where their heart would be is a red sphere, pulsating occasionally. From the waist down, they are an amorphous cone shaped blob.

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