Q: Why did John's earth elemental stop coming when he summoned her?
A: That's when you run away!
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by Tom the Fanboy on Sun Nov 18, 2007 11:12 am
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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Tom the Fanboy - Cartoon Hero
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by SoItBegins on Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:10 pm
Q: So when you said that it was 'Crazy Answer Day' today, what did you mean?
A: Salad. Green Salad.
A: Salad. Green Salad.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
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by Narf the Mouse on Fri Nov 23, 2007 9:21 pm
Q: Any last requests, Mr. Bond? (Cheesy, I know, but it fits)
A: A submarine, two toy trucks and a scale model Galactus!
A: A submarine, two toy trucks and a scale model Galactus!
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
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by Al Ray on Sat Nov 24, 2007 3:24 pm
Q: What did an age regressed Doctor Doom ask from Santa for Christmas?
A: Nor do I, but its right behind you.
A: Nor do I, but its right behind you.
There are two things that are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity- Albert Einstien
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by Narf the Mouse on Sat Nov 24, 2007 4:04 pm
Q: "I don't know, what has three fanged jaws, fifty-two ripping claws and one glaring eye?"
A: Elementally, my dear Watson!
A: Elementally, my dear Watson!
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
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by Al Ray on Sat Nov 24, 2007 9:30 pm
Q: Where did you learn basic Algerbra at Holmes?
A: And unstoppable Annoying machine which loves cheese and desires world conquest!
A: And unstoppable Annoying machine which loves cheese and desires world conquest!
There are two things that are infinite: the Universe and human stupidity- Albert Einstien
- Al Ray
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by Clambake 39 on Wed Nov 28, 2007 5:55 am
Q: What is the most clichéd "random" answer you can think of?
A: A cleaning product and a mythical hero.
A: A cleaning product and a mythical hero.
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by Tom the Fanboy on Wed Nov 28, 2007 9:01 am
Q: Why would the suicidal lit major want to eat Ajax?
A: A reminder that anyone can get too big fir his britches.
A: A reminder that anyone can get too big fir his britches.
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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Tom the Fanboy - Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
- Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
by SoItBegins on Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:38 am
Q: What do you call a lumberjack that a giant tree's just fallen on?
A: Bondo. James Bondo.
A: Bondo. James Bondo.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
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- Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:35 pm
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by One post wonder on Thu Nov 29, 2007 2:25 am
Q: What is the name of Car Talk's autobody expert? (Though I sometimes listen to the show, I do admit I googled that one...)
A: Dr. Shole is not all he is cracked up to be...
A: Dr. Shole is not all he is cracked up to be...
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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by Tom the Fanboy on Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:09 am
Q: Why is your workboot on fire?
A: Fdisk! Format! Reinstall! Doo-da! Doo-da!
A: Fdisk! Format! Reinstall! Doo-da! Doo-da!
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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Tom the Fanboy - Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
- Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
by SylanaMotara on Mon Dec 03, 2007 8:39 pm
Q. What is the theme song for the Blue Screen of Death?
A. The +3 Pan of Frying
A. The +3 Pan of Frying
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by One post wonder on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:16 pm
Q: Isn't there anything more practical that fire enchantment could be used on?
A: He was never seen again...
A: He was never seen again...
My name made sense when I first thought it up.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
I apologize in advance for the inevitable awkwardness.
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One post wonder - Regular Poster
- Posts: 215
- Joined: Wed May 30, 2007 11:47 pm
- Location: Where snakes, scorpions, and Alice Cooper lurk.
by Narf the Mouse on Mon Dec 03, 2007 9:21 pm
Q: Poor man. Went and said "That's a mighty small mace!" to Hawkgirl.
A: I calculated pi to infinity and the universe blew up!
A: I calculated pi to infinity and the universe blew up!
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
- Cartoon Hero
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- Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:32 am
by SoItBegins on Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:13 pm
Q: 'Scuse-me, but why are some grumpy-looking angels knocking on our front door?
A: I am teaching (pause for effect) the alphabet to the ants.
A: I am teaching (pause for effect) the alphabet to the ants.
There's no such thing as chance;
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
and what to us seems merest accident
springs from the deepest source of Destiny.
--Return of the Phantom
Mortal and proud of it!!
How not to do it: "Hi, Mr. Dragon. I've come to destroy you, so would you mind if I borrowed your Fireproof Skin Balm recipe first?"
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SoItBegins - Regular Poster
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- Joined: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:35 pm
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by SylanaMotara on Wed Dec 05, 2007 4:01 am
Q. Why are you writing A-Z in syrup?
A. ....three utter dweebs, two total geeks, and a nerd, on a pc.
A. ....three utter dweebs, two total geeks, and a nerd, on a pc.
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by Tom the Fanboy on Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:23 am
Q: What was the winning entry in the Geek Acrobatics tournament?
A: Castor and Pollux won.
A: Castor and Pollux won.
Tom the Fanboy
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
Enthusiasm over Accuracy!
"You should totally put that in your signature Tom. You drain 1d10 investigators per round." -Dustman
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Tom the Fanboy - Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 2250
- Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
- Location: Beaverton, OR, USA
by Narf the Mouse on Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:13 am
Q: ...Why did you get attacked by penguins?
A: ...After the Polar Bear and BBQ incedent...
A: ...After the Polar Bear and BBQ incedent...
I have a livejournal
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
'Rule #2 : There is the game and there is reality. Between them is a BIG HONKING wall.' - Narshal, RPG.net, D&D alignment debate.
- Narf the Mouse
- Cartoon Hero
- Posts: 1302
- Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:32 am
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