Undead Friend RPG

[Dekker]

*the knife hits Dekker in the back of his knee*
"Gah,my good knee Again!??! yo have to be freaking kidding me!"
*starts limping and grabls a tree branch to keep from falling over*
"Why, just why?!?"



[man his good knee might as well be his bad knee]

[Eheheh]

*springs onto Dekker's back, knocking him to the ground (again)*
*struggles to pin Dekker to the ground (surprisingly difficult with only one hand, especially when that hand is holding something)*



[This game needs dice! You were holding a branch to steady yourself, that changes the odds of whether I'd knock you over or not - I need to roll to know if my move worked or not! But there are no dice, so I get to decide for myself, and I say it worked, even if it maybe shouldn't have :p]

[Dekker]

"Cant keep your arms off me eh?"
*Leans close to Eheheh's face and kisses her on the lips, as he pulls her dagger out of his knee*
"sorry to say,"
*hokes his feet under Eheheh's armpits and throws her off him, then scrambles to his feet and starts zig zagging between trees as he runs away"
"but I'm not ready to be tied down yet!"


[good thing i didn't have to roll eather ]

[Eheheh]

*shouts after the retreating Dekker*
You are a DEAD man!
*takes off after him*


[Edit: Just occured to me - how the hell are we gonna find out arms again?]

[Dekker]

*looks behind him and yells*
"Well ya, technically i am dead"
*Runs in to a rotting Tree thats on a riverbank*
*the tree tips over and Dekker waves at Eheheh as he floats away*

[the river is fairly wide but slow moving, so if you hurry you could catch up, do i smell a fight on a log on the river? :3 ; and Vinsent picked up my arm >.> he totally did!]

[Eheheh]

*notices that the river curves around and passes below a (suspicously convenient) nearby low cliff*
*runs to the endge of the cliff and waits 'til Dekker and the log are about to pass underneath*
*jumps*
*completely misses the log and lands in the water, but manages to grab hold before it floats out of range*
You are going down mister.

[Ooh, floating-log fight! You tempter. I wasn't going to go after you 'til you said that, now I think it's a must. Oh yeah, ghosts. I keep forgetting about them. I'll use the same excuse then ]

[Dekker]

*sticks his Dagger in his leg and grabs hold of Eheheh's arm*
"Need a hand me-ladie?"
*starts hefting her up on the log, but is ready for a surprise attack*

[ya i thought you would like a floating fight, i strive to make all the fights crazy!]]

[Eheheh]

*braces with left hand and scrambles onto the log*
Many thanks.
*is suddenly holding a dagger and slashing toward Dekker's left wrist*


[I figured you had hold of my right arm, because I couldn't think of anyway to actually climb omto the log if you were holding my left]

[Dekker]

*Jumps back to his side of the log*
"gess there not much to say"
*squares off with Eheheh"

[Eheheh]

*carefully balancing on the log, slashes at Dekker yet again*

[sorry for the boring move, I've been drawing a complete blank on what to do and figured that was better than nothing. And I wish I had a branch]

[Dekker]

*barely evades the dagger and starts to roll the log*
"careful of the branches"


[wanted tree branches eh? and for thous who don't know what a log roll is, its were you run on top of the log as it spins under you]

[Eheheh]

*runs slowly on the spot to stay balanced as the log rolls*
You just had to do that didn't you?


[no, no, I meant a branch in my hand to push you off with, but nothing's ever easy I guess :p]
[Grrr! I can't think of any good moves that can be done while the log is rolling - the onus is now on you]

[Dekker]

*throws his dagger in to the middle of the log*
*grabs a tree branch as it passes around and breaks it off*
"think fast"
*flings the branch at Eheheh*

[Eheheh]

*barely manages to dodge tree branch, without falling off the log*
*Stabs own knife into own leg for safekeeping and snatches up now-floating branch before it floats out of reach*
Why thank you
*swings the branch around, aiming for the back of Dekker's knees*

[thank you Also, it would seem I have learned something from you on land I would just have dropped the knife and caught the branch, but I didn't want to lose it into the river]

[Edited to include an active move - enough of this passive stuff!]

[Dekker]

*barely avoids the branch my going to the end of the log*
"Let me ask you some thing Eheheh"
*A wicked smile wriggles it way across Dekker's face, as a low rumble in the back ground is heard*
"why would i run strait to this river? why none of the other rivers? what made this one so special?"
*the low rumble in the back ground grows louder*



[MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA]

[Eheheh]

*leaps up and spins, aiming both a kick and the branch at whatever part of Dekker is available*


[Two things: 1 - how many rivers are there in this forest? And 2 - you can be such a bitch. Oh yeah, it would be so out of character but I believe this situation calls for this face]

[Dekker]

*ducks the treebranch, But Eheheh's kick his the back of his knee*
*Dekker slams in to the log with his back, and falls into the water*
*as his dagger thats stuck into the log gos underwater he grabs ahold of it and lets it pull im back on to the log were he wraps is body around the log*
"I sugest you hold on to some thing"
*The roaring of the water fall gets even louder*


[ Two awncers 1-1 that has a waterfall 2- ]

[Eheheh]

*loses balance on log and falls into water also*
*tansfers channeler from leg to belt*
*grabs some of the branches still attached to the log and hauls herself half-onto the log again*
If we survive this I will kill you.


[Heh, had to change the order in which I did things, temporarily forgot I only had one hand]

[Dekker]

"want to know why i was late?
*half jumps, half falls off the log takeing his dagger with him*
"I was setting this up"
*snatches up the rope form under the water*
"you better find some thing to grab on to"
*waves his stub of a arm at Eheheh as she floats by*




[Hah! we are really close to the falls now [like 20 feet from]

[Eheheh]

*flings herself backward and manages to grab Dekker's ankle before floating out of reach*


[I reiterate: you can be such a bitch! Eh, at least if we go over it won't hurt, but it's gonna take a while to recover. Now how to get out of this with only one hand...]