Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

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Unending predictions 2: The first oxymoron.

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Col wrote:You got one?

Calvin and/or Hobbes
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I love the smell of new forum threads in the morning.

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What happened to the old one?

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It got so big it imploded.

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Ah. I see.

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It just seemed too long, so....

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I am full of chicken.

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This women I work with asked if I'd "accepted Jesus Christ as my saviour" just now. I wouldn't've really cared normally, but I actually like her, so I answered like a politician which confused the issue and her walking away thinking I was still Catholic.

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That's the way to do it, really.

On an unrelated note, I remember reading somewhere that the purpose of writing is to "inflate weak ideas and ihibit clarity."

Anyone that knows the source will by my friend for the week.

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I've heard you talk about it and I hate you so I'm disqualified.

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I hate you too. Go back to Yale, you snob.

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I can't place it, but it is awesomely sarcastic. Mark Twain?

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Nope. I will give the answer at the end of the day. Good guess though.

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I vote for Oscar Wilde Childe.

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Dunno if this'll help, but here's the full quote:

The purpose of writing is to inflate weak ideas, obscure pure reasoning, and inhibit clarity. With a little practice, writing can be an intimidating and impenetrable fog!
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It's from Calvin & Hobbes.
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Looks like you're stuck with me as your friend. Sucker.
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Fuck you, you fucking square

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You know I'm awesome.

Alright, who wants to be my date at a wedding? I'm looking chiefly at you, Mo & Nanda.

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Luckily you're date isn't dependent on the next one who posts.

Anyone else on livejournal? (yes, that is the funniest thing I could come up with. Well not the funniest, but I didn't think the other one was worth discussing.)


Velma?

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