by Tenkyougan on Mon Sep 03, 2007 9:48 pm
Here's a Red Pill and a Blue Pill. And over there is a Green Pill, but you can't have that.
Red, you forget this shit ever happened, or I kill your ass.
Blue, you join me in my mission to fight the boss, or I kill your ass.
Green makes me superpowered. You can't have it.
You're in The Matrix, or as I call it: The Superfuckedupshitrix.
I fight the Boss, a big, fat guy wearing underwear on his head. He is the ruler of this virtual universe, and you're just bits of data, parts of the Unending Sphere, a MMORPG in the 4D Universe.
Do you want to finish the exam? If you do, there's a special test just for you, Naru- Oh, right, The Superfuckedupshitrix.
Will you take the Blue Pill? I forgot to mention, but if you choose the Red Pill, I'll kill you no matter the result.
Dear Allen, do you want me to teach you a special trick just for yo- Oh, you're still here? Would you leave? I'm trying to trick pretty anime boys and then molest them. I'm Orochimaru's brother.
Well, just go over there and choose a pill, would you? Don't take the green one.
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