Miss/Mr/Thing Comicgenesis 2007: Enter submissions here.

[Tim]

Miss Alternate Delusions 2007: Triet'tan

Comic: Alternate Delusions



Abilities:

Triet'tan does not have any unique abilities of her own - at least, nothing that would be considered unique for her species. However, she is a member of the Green Lantern Corps. As such, she possesses a power ring capable of creating energy constructs.

[Tim]

Thing Alternate Delusions 2007: Sys

Comic: Alternate Delusions



Abilities:

Sys is an alien symbiote. Like her brother, Sym, she can bond with another living creature and augment its natural abilities. Often she will retain some of these abilities which future hosts may utilize. Sys also has some limited shapeshifting abilities.

[Dragoness_Minerva]

I'm such a freaken slacker.. I'll be posting mine hopefully tomorrow.

[Pimpette]

WAMPUUUUUUUUUUUUS!

[Dragoness_Minerva]

Name: Minerva
Comic: Heart of a Dragon

Swimwear:


Formal dress:


Skills and abilities: Minerva has no special abilities or skills... yet.

If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?
I'd really like to be able to become invisible. It would REALLY help me out in my job, and it would also let me walk outside without everyone staring at me since I look so different.

If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life what would they be?

Only three?! I'm not sure if I could chose just three, but I'll give it a try. Hmm.. I'd have to go with "No Reason" by Sum 41, "Power of the Dragonflame" by Rhapsody of Fire, and... um.. "Rescue" by Eve 6. They're probably my very favorite songs.

What are your three most favorite things to do?
Well, I really really love to just sit down and listen to music for hours on end. Silence is just.. bleh. That's why the last question was really hard for me..

My second most favorite thing to do would be, well, doing my job. It's fun to travel all over the world and seeing all the ancient ruins our world has to offer. Getting to see the wonders the world has to offer is a real treat.

As for my third favorite thing, I guess it would be.. uh, collection really bad movies. They're so cheesy they're funny. It's a guilty pleasure of mine to rummage through a DVD bin at the local store and see what I can find. I consider it a bonus if I don't fall asleep when I'm watching them!

[Jackhass]

Considering the fact we haven't really got many entries yet, any thought to extending the deadline?

[NakedElf]

Note: all of the images linked in this post are potentially NSFW.

Name: The Happy Penis (Thing)

Comic: <a href="http://happypenis.comicgenesis.com">The Happy Penis</a>

Picture of the character in swimwear: <a href="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/20070608b.png">Penis at the Beach</a>
Picture of the character in formal/winter clothes: <a href="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/weddings.png">Penis Wedding</a>, <a href="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/20071019b.png">An Evening Out</a>.

Me: Welcome to the interview portion of the contest. Please describe your skills and abilities.

HP: Well, I'm <a href="http://happypenis.comicgenesis.com/d/20070518.html">suave,</a> intelligent, an <a href="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/20071214b.png">excellent arbiter of fashion</a>, <a href="http://happypenis.comicgenesis.com/d/20070525.html">popular with the ladies,</a> and <a href="http://happypenis.comicgenesis.com/d/20070713.html">I can bear live young.</a>

Me: ...What?

HP: That's nothing special, of course. All of us penises reproduce this way.
Me: So then are you actually female?

HP: We don't really have males and females. I mean, it's not like we have genitalia.

Me: ...anyway. If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?

HP: I would have the great strength of Testicles, the famous Greek phallic hero, because he was awesome.

Me: If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life what would they be?

HP: <a href="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/20071130b.png">Ain't Nothin' but a Hot Dog,"</a> by the King of Rock and Roll, Pelvis Presley; <a href="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/20080104b.png">"Happy Penis Soars"</a>, by the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIOE0MR99oM">Mars Company</a>; and <a href="http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm">"Detachable Penis,"</a> by King Missile.

Me: What are your three most favorite things to do?

HP: Hang out with the <a href="http://happypenis.comicgenesis.com/d/20070601.html">Happy Cherry</a>, masturbate, and consume tasty food/fine alcohol.

(Hopefully I'll get the rest of my entries up before August 1st is over.)

[EvilChihuahua]

Name: Steve

Comic: Angst is a Five Letter Word

Picture of the character in swimwear



Picture of the character in formal/winter clothes

(Yeah, that's about as formal as he gets.)

Description of the character's skills and abilities
Fully trained in the arts of interrogation, has an uncanny ability to survive explosions.

Answer to the following 3 questions (Courtesy of Rusty Knight)

- If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?

"That is possibly the easiest question ever invented. I would go with X-ray vision. All you guys know what I'm talking about.(nudge, nudge, wink wink)"

- If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life what would they be?

"Hmm... That's a little harder, but let's go with "Blackbird", by the Beatles, "The Way You Are", by Swingset Champion, and "My Goddess", by the Exies."

- What are your three most favorite things to do?

"Eating, Sleeping, and hanging out with my ladyfriend. (Not nessecarily in that order.)"

[Yeahduff]

It's possible for me to get you this tonight, Jops, but do you mind if I post it tomorrow?

This question is annual, isn't it?

[Fesworks]

Here is my entry:




If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?
"The ability to make politicians and corporate types speak only the truth! Why? Well, wouldn't THAT be fun?"


If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life what would they be?

"If I could only listen to three songs for the rest of my life, I'd go completely insane! So, I'd choose "Your Auntie Grizelda" by The Monkees; "Mr. Tambourine Man" by William Shatner; and "Paralyzed" by The Legendary Stardust Cowboy. Each is progressively more maddening. The first is crazy, yet sort of fun...now we see why Peter Tork was so rarely the lead singer. The Shatner song is disturbing in a stalker-ish sort of way. The last one is complete torture, in a way you'll never forget. A perfect soundtrack to what would inevitably be a gradually increasing level of insanity!"


What are your three most favorite things to do?

"Hmm, a challenging question! If I had to narrow it down, I'd say reading, creating new inventions to benefit humanity, and spending quality time with Eileen and Lenore. Don't tell them that, though. Eileen would think I was just being patronizing, and Lenore would let it go to her head. That girl's ego is already inflated enough!"



http://ardracomic.com

[Jops]

It's possible for me to get you this tonight, Jops, but do you mind if I post it tomorrow?

This question is annual, isn't it?

no problem yeahduff i can wait a lil longer if you put a placeholder: we're doing this for fun. No reason to be too strict on the schedule.

[Nanda]

It's possible for me to get you this tonight, Jops, but do you mind if I post it tomorrow?

This question is annual, isn't it?

no problem yeahduff i can wait a lil longer if you put a placeholder: we're doing this for fun. No reason to be too strict on the schedule.

I'm finishing up mine tonight, too.

[Neb]

Name: Gavin
Comic: Minions for Hire

Swimwear:

Formalwear:

Skills and Abilities:
Adept at hand-to-hand combat, cheating, stealing, murdering, pillaging, and ballroom dancing.
Q: If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?
A: "Depth perception. Why? You've got it. You tell me."
Q: If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life what would they be?
A: "Let's get something straight: I hate bards. You want to know what's music to my ears? The clink of drams in my coinpurse, the death wails of my enemies, and the lamentations of their women."
Q: What are your three most favorite things to do?
A: "There's this establishmet in Barrenvow called the BB&W. Stands for "Beers, Beds, and Wenches." They cater to just about all of my recreational pursuits."

[Komiyan]

Yeeeah, I'm totally voting for Gavin there.

[NakedElf]

Name: Sylphi

Comic: <a href="http://nakedelf.comicgenesis.com">The Naked Elf</a>

Picture of the character in swimwear: <a href="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/beachsylphis.png">"Oops"</a> (potentially NSFW)
Picture of the character in formal/winter clothes:
<img src="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/sylphibowings.png" />

Me: Welcome to the interview portion of the contest. Please describe your skills and abilities.

Sylphi: I'm cute.

Me: That's not really a skill.

Sylphi: Being *this* cute takes skill.

Me: Fine. Anything else?

Sylphi: I can dance for 5 hours without stopping, sew my own clothes, and I'm pretty good at math.
(Note: Sylphi began college at 13 and is now a senior at the Magical Institute of Technology [MIT].)

Me: If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?

Sylphi: Wings! Because then I could fly!

Me: I'll put down 'flight'. If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life what would they be?

Sylphi: Hrm... "Love Will Tear us Apart," by Joy Division; "Winterborn," by the Cruxshadows; "Them Bones," from Alice in Chain's "Dirt"; "Coin Operated Boy," by the Dresden Dolls; "The Beautiful People" from Marilyn Manson's "Antichrist Superstar", oh, and "Heart Shaped Glasses," from Manson's new album, "Eat me, Drink me;" "Closer," by NIN; "Blue Monday" by Orgy--

Me: You know that's way more than three.

Sylphi: Fuckies. Well, just pick three for me.

Me: Okay, "Love Will Tear us Apart," "Winterborn," and "Them Bones." What are your three most favorite things to do?

Sylphi: Twim, dance, and play games.

Me: 'Twim' is not a thing.

Sylphi: Okay, cuddle with Twim. And be naked.

Me:... Fine.

[Tystarr]

Name: Ty
Website:Twisted Comix

The Interview
Ok allow me to introduce myself my name is Ty and I'm a newcomer to this contest so hit me with the questions and I'll see what I can do.
Ok Mr.Ty it says on your profile that you have many skills and your abilities are ...ask my mother?
Heh eh. Let me explain my man, my skills is whatever the ladies like and my abilities are just same. If you know what I'm saying!!! nah? Ok I feel ya.
Hmm..well I checked and you are not on my fiance's top 8.
Oh really? Check ya sisters.
You know what young man this interview is over!
Thats nice, its sumtin like ya career.
F-ck y--!!!
--Interview prematurely over.

[NakedElf]

Name: Twim

Comic: <a href="http://nakedelf.comicgenesis.com">The Naked Elf</a>

Picture of the character in swimwear:
<img src="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/coppertwims.png" />
Picture of the character in formal/winter clothes:
<img src="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/twimbows.png" />

Me: Welcome to the interview portion of the contest. Please describe your skills and abilities.

Twim: Uh... Well... *scratches head* I can build machines...

Sylphi: He's one of the smartest people I know, builds satellites, and keeps everyone sane.

Twim: Sure.

Me: If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?

Twim: Mind control. That way I could convince my advisor to approve my dissertation and get a job at NASA.

Me: If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life what would they be?

Twim: I don't think it really matters... I mean, I'll get sick of whatever it is pretty quick, even if it's something I like.

Sylphi: Just put down the same songs as I did, since I'd have to listen to them.

Me: You're not being interviewed, he is.

Twim: Fine, Assemblege 23, Evanescence, and VNV Nation. "Human," "Tourniquet," and "Beloved," respectively.

Me: What are your three most favorite things to do?

Twim: Build things--you know, solder circuits, model airplanes, robots... Generally anything which involves carefully designing and assembling small parts... Hang out with Sylphi (and my other friends,) and internet games/MMORPGs.

[NakedElf]

Name: Francis Bacon III (Frankie)

Comic: <a href="http://nakedelf.comcigenesis.com">The Naked Elf</a>

Picture of the character in swimwear, circa 1890:
<img src="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/beachs.png" />
Picture of the character in formal/winter clothes, circa 1790:
<img src="http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/SylphiEngel/crabs-1.png" />

Me: Welcome to the interview portion of the contest--wait, which category are you entering?

Frankie: "Thing".

Me: But the Happy Penis already entered that category.

F: The rules clearly state one character per comic per category. The Happy Penis is from a different comic.

Me: And aren't you a guy?

F: Do you not <i>see</i> the pictures?

Me: So what are you?

F: Why do you people always insist on trying to shoehorn people into your erroneous notions of gender dichotomy? I'm a shapeshifter. I'm whatever I feel like being.

Me: Well, all right... let's get going. Please describe your skills and abilities.

F: That's classified.

Me: Frankie...

F: Fine, fine. Well, for starters, I'm a shapeshifter. That means I can change into just about any creature I want to and look like anything I want to, though I can't change my weight without going on a diet. I'm adept at espionage, speak 12 languages, can survive on my own in the wilderness, have danced professionally, and I've gestated, nursed, and raised three children. Oh, and I know 30 different ways to kill a man silently.

Me: If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?

Frankie: Invisibility. It'd make my job much easier.

Me: If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of your life what would they be?

Frankie: Why don't you just shoot me?

Me: Just answer the question. We aren't actually going to make you listen to just three songs.

F: "She's Lost Control," by Joy Division; "The Phantom of the Opera" theme techno remix; and "Prelude in C sharp minor" by Rachmaninov.

Me: What are your three most favorite things to do?

F: Dance, listen to music, and hang out with friends.

[Lunar]

Name: Draconus
Comic: The Wacky Adventures of Lunar and Kirk... and various others

Swim Wear:


Winter Wear:


Interview:


Lunar: It just mean this will be a strictly audio interview.

Draconus: Why can't we just get more film?

Lunar: Because that would take too long and we'd miss deadline, then you would have no hope of winning.

Draconus: Fine, I'll just have to use my most sexy tone of voice to make up for the deficit.

Lunar: Oh for the love of... Why don't you start by introducing yourself.

Draconus: Very well, I am known as Draconus, Lord Draconus to most...

D : Only to me.

Draconus: Quiet D!

Lunar: Okay, what are some of your abilities.

Draconus: I tend to fancy myself a master of all things, there's nothing I try that I don't excel at.

D : Except modesty.

Draconus: I told you to be quiet D!

Lunar: Alrighty... onto the questions. One: If you could have one superpower what would it be and why?

Draconus: I would like the ability to add background music to any area I'm in, that way I could make even more dramatic entrances and exits than I already do.

Lunar: Question two: If you could listen to only three songs for the rest of you life what would they be?

Draconus: Hmmm... probably the orchestrated version of Dancing Mad, the Advent Children version of One-Winged Angel, and finally my own personal theme song... once I get it composed.

Lunar: Question three: What are your most favourite things to do?

Draconus: Traveling around in any of my numerous vehicles (except that cloud... lord how I hate that cloud), Relaxing at home and watching TV on days when there's nothing else to do, and humiliating the opponents I enter into competition against as I destroy them with my obvious superiority!

Lunar: Hmm, you and Binky should hang out after the contest... best of luck to you.

[Jackhass]

It's possible for me to get you this tonight, Jops, but do you mind if I post it tomorrow?

This question is annual, isn't it?

no problem yeahduff i can wait a lil longer if you put a placeholder: we're doing this for fun. No reason to be too strict on the schedule.

Thanks, I'll try to get something up in the next couple days hopefully.

*Placeholder*.