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K-Dawg wrote:Vote for the PPP; that's the Primate Party Posse. Remember if you vote for us it means you like to punch puppies and eat babies.
That's a horrible thing to do.

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ahaugen wrote:i can no longer stand by and allow this unfounded pro-Bob propaganda to litter the airwaves

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i188/ ... cg-ad1.swf
That's cool. You are entitled to your own point of view...

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...except when it disagrees with the president's.
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I halfway want to run on the "I have no idea what I am doing, and would therefore make a great puppet- I mean president" platform.

Instead, I am throwing my support behind a tree. tree for president. best decision you'll ever make.
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dracomax wrote:tree for president. best decision you'll ever make.
I am all for tree.

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Is the tree at least 35 years old?
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It's at least 40 years old. I don't feel the need to coun t rings to determine any closer.

Vote tree. the only candidate that isn't for or against Mr. bob.
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Black Sparrow wrote:
ahaugen wrote:i can no longer stand by and allow this unfounded pro-Bob propaganda to litter the airwaves

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i188/ ... cg-ad1.swf
That's cool. You are entitled to your own point of view...

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...except when it disagrees with the president's.
but the Partnership for a Bob Free Comic Genesis is an organization independent of my own presidential campaign, see...

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I'm here to announce that I definitely, totally, completely, entirely, wholeheartedly, absolutely, altogether, competently, comprehensively, conclusively, effectively, en masse, exclusively, exhaustively, extensively, finally, fully, in all, in entirety, in full, in toto, painstakingly, perfectly, quite, solidly, thoroughly, totally, ultimately, unabridgedly, unanimously, unconditionally, undividedly, utterly, wholly, without omis will be campaigning for President under the Fascistspace party, maybe.

Then when I win, I will establish a military dictatorship and wear bitching awesome uniforms loaded with medals I've awarded myself.

That or I'll begin displaying loyalty to whichever party is most likely to reward me with cronyism involving appointment to their cabinet for a military position.
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Hahahahaha! I didn't realize it but it's a dreaded pit of blue lizards. A fate worse than death.

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Laemkral wrote:I'm here to announce that I definitely, totally, completely, entirely, wholeheartedly, absolutely, altogether, competently, comprehensively, conclusively, effectively, en masse, exclusively, exhaustively, extensively, finally, fully, in all, in entirety, in full, in toto, painstakingly, perfectly, quite, solidly, thoroughly, totally, ultimately, unabridgedly, unanimously, unconditionally, undividedly, utterly, wholly, without omis will be campaigning for President under the Fascistspace party, maybe.

Then when I win, I will establish a military dictatorship and wear bitching awesome uniforms loaded with medals I've awarded myself.

That or I'll begin displaying loyalty to whichever party is most likely to reward me with cronyism involving appointment to their cabinet for a military position.
Secretary of the Army sound good to ya?
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You, sir, are being dunked into a vat of lizards. You are in no position to award anyone else positions.
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Black Sparrow wrote:You, sir, are being dunked into a vat of lizards. You are in no position to award anyone else positions.
pfft ... details
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Unngh...vote...Nekooooo...
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Black Sparrow wrote: That's cool. You are entitled to your own point of view...

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...except when it disagrees with the president's.
You are so, so mean.

I haven't done that in months. ^_~

*Continues working on his anti-Bob propaganda and now must find a new candidate since Komi is apparently out of the race...*
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Linkara wrote:You are so, so mean.

I haven't done that in months. ^_~
D'aww... You're right. But you have to admit that you still make good fodder. <3
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Black Sparrow wrote:
Linkara wrote:You are so, so mean.

I haven't done that in months. ^_~
D'aww... You're right. But you have to admit that you still make good fodder. <3
True that. ^_^

...How did you make dozens and dozens of me, though?! D:
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Linkara wrote:
Black Sparrow wrote: truth
You are so, so mean.

I haven't done that in months. ^_~

*Continues working on his anti-Bob propaganda and now must find a new candidate since Komi is apparently out of the race...*
Unngh...urrgh! ^_~ bad! ^_~ bad very argh ARGH!! ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ ^_~ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Poor Rock. Hypnotized and sent into a berserker rage all in the same day.
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No candidate or party has yet sought official permission to use the Comic Genesis logo I designed nor derivations thereof.* Any candidate or party currently using said logo or derivations* will be dragged through the courts.

By wild horses.

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* Including the letters "C" and "G".
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sincerely wrote:Poor Rock. Hypnotized and sent into a berserker rage all in the same day.
It seems to happen a lot when it's with me. Is there something wrong with using a winking smilie face that I wasn't aware of? :o
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