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Testicular cancer is pretty darn nasty.

Although, it's a little known fact that several organs help to produce semen; any of those could potentially have become a spinerette, and started to produce webbing. This webbing would then potentially block the urethra, requiring frequent catheterization to allow for urination.
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rkolter wrote:This webbing would then potentially block the urethra, requiring frequent catheterization to allow for urination.
Which would explain why they never show Spiderman using the toilet.
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Glarryg wrote:Would Spider-Man's man-bits be just as prone to getting cancer this way, too?
Men don't get cervical cancer. Duh. What, me blonde?
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Linkara wrote:
Laemkral wrote: Really it was a very interesting twist into his origins, and a plausible one as quite frankly we've seen weirder in the Marvel universe. A spider totem that grants powers to a protector of the people every generation or so? Sure, why the fuck not.
The problem is that while it's an interesting twist, having Spider-Man be destined or so or linking him to some mystic otherworldly force makes it a lot more difficult for the appeal of Spider-Man of being an everyday guy who happened to have a bad break.
Actually, he's never destined to be "chosen". The spider had to choose him right then and there out of everone in the room as the intense radiation was about to kill it. In my opinion that just makes it even more "normal guy with tough breaks" because instead of just randomly getting powers he's randomly getting cosmicy-totemic powers because he was the best option available.
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wouldn't it have been interesting if the spider hadn't bitten him? and instead become more powerful itself?
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The same could be said of the guys from Oa that gave the Green Lantern his ring.
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Okay, ate, but...

WHAT. THE. FUCK? :o

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legostargalactica wrote:wouldn't it have been interesting if the spider hadn't bitten him? and instead become more powerful itself?
That's what Earth vs. The Spider should've been about.
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