The bloated forum post.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:24 am

Once upon a time...

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:28 am

There lived an evil man.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:33 am

This man was very evil.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:36 am

So evil that he did evil things.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:38 am

These things were so evil, that I can't even begin to describe them to you.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:40 am

But they were evil alright.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:43 am

Oh yes, they were evil alright.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:44 am

But there was a good man, as well.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:46 am

This good man, decided to stop the bad man.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:48 am

This would include the undoing of the evil things the man had done that were evil alright.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:50 am

So the man set out to do his good deeds.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:54 am

Needless to say, he had to go through vigourous obstacles.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 4:56 am

He even had to break a few hearts.

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 5:00 am

But finally he got to the evil man!

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 5:02 am

There was a bunch of fighting!

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 5:03 am

WHOOSH!

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 5:05 am

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 5:06 am

ZING!

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 5:07 am

KERSPOOSH!

Average Cabbage · Post by **Average Cabbage** » Sat Nov 11, 2000 5:10 am

The villain is vanquished!